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I had a weird dream after reading FT before bed. I drempt that my sister came to me and said she had to tell me a secret. She was now an offical Fortean Times secret member. She was given a yearly paycheck from them and was invited to special secret parties. In order to become this she was contacted and had to pass a series of special tests. This was all very undercover but she wanted to tell me because she thought I would be evnvious. Of course I was, wondering why the contacted HER, she doesn't even read the magazine.
That night I was wandering around outside a large house with out my contacts in, so I couldn't see a thing and nearly was hit by a large truck. Luckily, who should come to my rescue but the head of the Fortean Times Secret Member Society. Soon after, I got an invatation to try out the tests. Of course, I don't remember what they were, but I passed and was given an envelope of my member information. It had a sheet of my statistics, with my blood type, hieght, weight and the like and in the envelope was a lot of money. My yearly allowance. It also said my official duty was "Snake Charmer". I asked my sister what hers was and she said "Dishwasher".:blah:
That night I was wandering around outside a large house with out my contacts in, so I couldn't see a thing and nearly was hit by a large truck. Luckily, who should come to my rescue but the head of the Fortean Times Secret Member Society. Soon after, I got an invatation to try out the tests. Of course, I don't remember what they were, but I passed and was given an envelope of my member information. It had a sheet of my statistics, with my blood type, hieght, weight and the like and in the envelope was a lot of money. My yearly allowance. It also said my official duty was "Snake Charmer". I asked my sister what hers was and she said "Dishwasher".:blah: