gellatly68
Deity upon a velocipede
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2004
- Messages
- 274
This sounds like a UL to me, but could anyone enlighten me further?
I heard about this in 1997. I'm not sure exactly where it took place - possibly Manchester/Liverpool and thereabouts.
A tramp was found dead near some railtracks. There was no immediately apparent cause of death. One puzzling feature was that his trousers were round his ankles.
The post mortem discovered burns to the tip of his penis, and evidence that he had been electrocuted.
So how did he die?
some bright spark (ha ha) came to the conclusion that the poor bloke had had a bit too much to drink, then needed to have a pee as he staggered along the track.
Unfortunately, he peed on the live rail....
I heard about this in 1997. I'm not sure exactly where it took place - possibly Manchester/Liverpool and thereabouts.
A tramp was found dead near some railtracks. There was no immediately apparent cause of death. One puzzling feature was that his trousers were round his ankles.
The post mortem discovered burns to the tip of his penis, and evidence that he had been electrocuted.
So how did he die?
some bright spark (ha ha) came to the conclusion that the poor bloke had had a bit too much to drink, then needed to have a pee as he staggered along the track.
Unfortunately, he peed on the live rail....