Elon Musk Unveils Computer-Enhanced Pigs

[blessmycottonsocks]

Gertrude the pig has, apparently, lived quite happily with the computer implant for the last two months:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/aug/28/neuralink-elon-musk-pig-computer-implant

 

[gordonrutter]

For the Dr Who fans amongst us, that’s how you get a Peking Homunculus. Roll on World War VI.

 

[Mythopoeika]

Before you know it, we'll all have electrodes in our heads and can be controlled like robots.
Mwuahhahahhahhhaaa!

 

[Timble2]

Time for the Muppets to do "Pigs in Cyberspace", with Miss Piggy (in Mirroshades) as Molly Millions.

 

[asparagus]

I think Gertrude the pig should take over the company and sack Elon Musk.

 

[Trevp666]

All you need is a chicken and you can have Bacon, eggs and chips.

 

[Roland Deschain]

Plot twist, porcine cyborgs steal and pilot Musk’s spaceship to Mars and set up an independent colony. There then follows 100 years of what becomes known as the “breakfast war” which ends in defeat for the human race and the end of bacon sarnies.

 

[RaM]

So when I bite into a pig buttie and get a mouth full of microchips I know who to blame,
still tasty though.

 

[GNC]

The processor in her brain sends wireless signals, indicating neural activity in her snout when looking for food.

Finally! A way to find out if a pig is hungry! Science has laboured long and hard over how to work that out. What a brilliant man. How about a sarcasm detector for pigs as well?