Elon Musk to be launched into space to retrieve sunglasses left in Tesla
American entrepreneur and future Bond villain Elon Musk will later today be shot into space to collect the Ray-Bans he left in his red Tesla roadster.
The car was launched with the Falcon Heavy on 6 February for no apparent reason whatsoever.
The madman billionaire didn’t realise he’d left his favourite sunglasses in the glove compartment until he went to put them on to watch the launch.
“It’s a double kick in the teeth for me,” said Musk. “Not only have I lost my favourite glasses, I also couldn’t watch the launch because the sun and thrust flames were too bright.”
It is also reported that Musk left a U2 album in the car, but does not plan on retrieving it when he gets there.
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