Fortean Headlines

[Tunn11]

I think the Daily Star is getting worse - if that were possible.

God knows what the story about Joe Biden is about. "Nobody ate Sleepy Joe's WW2 uncle"

 

[Sillyhuron]

Another great moment in automotive history:
https://www.ckom.com/2024/04/22/the...over-man-using-vise-grips-for-steering-wheel/

 

[Floyd]

I think the Daily Star is getting worse - if that were possible.

God knows what the story about Joe Biden is about. "Nobody ate Sleepy Joe's WW2 uncle"

That abomination is not fit to light your fire with.

 

[Floyd]

Another great moment in automotive history:
https://www.ckom.com/2024/04/22/the...over-man-using-vise-grips-for-steering-wheel/

You know what they say- the most dangerous nut in a car is the one behind the wheel.

This guy obviously took this too literally and removed the nut for safety reasons...................

 

[catseye]

That abomination is not fit to light your fire with.

Packing away the papers most nights I see some headlines that make me think "what the hell?" Which is the whole point, I suppose. You have to read the story to understand the headline.

 

[Floyd]

Packing away the papers most nights I see some headlines that make me think "what the hell?" Which is the whole point, I suppose. You have to read the story to understand the headline.

They (the star) promised me a fantastic summer a few years ago and failed in their prediction miserably.
I've never forgiven them.

 

[ramonmercado]

Mum pulls out her samurai sword and threatens neighbour with it in dog poo row​

https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/22/mum-pulls-samurai-sword-threatens-neighbour-20696951/

The rather unconvincing "mum" has a previous knife crime conviction yet "she" only got a community order. This "woman" will kill someone.

 

[Sollywos]

That abomination is not fit to light your fire with.

I know, well that or the other thing or even putting in your wet shoes to help dry them out!

The only reason I know it's so awful is that back in the day when I was doing B&B one of my guests had left a copy in their room. As I was getting tired of changing the sheets and hoovering etc I sat on the floor and read it from cover to cover in increasing disbelief but unable to stop ha! ha!

Ah I see that @catseye will understand my reasoning

 

[catseye]

They (the star) promised me a fantastic summer a few years ago and failed in their prediction miserably.
I've never forgiven them.

We're promised a 'Beast From the East/Worst Winter Since 1947' and 'Hottest Summer on Record/Britain To Be Warmer Than The Med!' Every. Single. Year.