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brownmane

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Fortea Morgana :) PeteByrdie certificated Princess
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That's not important. You have to stockpile toilet roll. It's the law.
And nothing to do with Brexit. It's just the law

YOU HAVE TO STOCKPILE TOILET ROLL!!!!!!!

It's one of the things I bonded with my mum in law over....
 

Sollywos

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Well apparently it was our friend Uri who burst the water pipes in the House of Commons yesterday. did it by telepathy apparently cos we all 'deserve it' ... so there we are then, that's us told mock we might!! ;) ;) ;)

Tried to post a link to the the Standard but it's getting late and I couldn't figure it out!

Sollywos x
 

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What on Earth would you do with one? They're enormous, fast and vicious and their bite won't kill you (probably) but the bacteria living in their mouths will guarantee a long and painful death death (or amputation).
I'd let them loose at a farmers convention.
 
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