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More of a news story than just a headline, Lord Buckethead has rebranded as Count Binface.


Lord Buckethead lost his head due to a copyright claim by the owners of Gremloids. He is now back, as County Binface. However Lord Buckethead has also resurfaced, now with the blessing of the owners of Gremloids. They are now running against each other in the coming election.

https://news.yahoo.com/count-binface-former-lord-buckethead-195923283.html
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Responding to the unlikely re-incarnation of his former identity – whom he will now stand against, Count Binface said: “I look forward to both the hustings and to challenging the new ‘Lord Buckethead’ to take part in a receptacle-to-receptacle debate.”
 

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Veteran Saves Child from Dog Attack by Hitting It with Yard Decoration
 

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How Did Johnny Depp Find Himself in a Financial Crisis?
For years, Depp has topped the box office as one of Hollywood’s highest-paid actors, yet somehow he’s facing a financial hole. The actor is charging his former business managers, Joel and Robert Mandel, with fraud, while their counterclaim cites his manic spending: the private islands, French château, 156-foot yacht, and much, much more.

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/07/johnny-depp-financial-crisis-money
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How Did Johnny Depp Find Himself in a Financial Crisis?
For years, Depp has topped the box office as one of Hollywood’s highest-paid actors, yet somehow he’s facing a financial hole. The actor is charging his former business managers, Joel and Robert Mandel, with fraud, while their counterclaim cites his manic spending: the private islands, French château, 156-foot yacht, and much, much more.

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/07/johnny-depp-financial-crisis-money
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It's his money I suppose and 'he can't take it with him'/'a fool and his money is soon parted' .. maybe this was why he did that role in the God awful Yoga Hosers ? .. with his daughter .. this was painful to watch ..

 

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It's his money I suppose and 'he can't take it with him'/'a fool and his money is soon parted' .. maybe this was why he did that role in the God awful Yoga Hosers ? .. with his daughter .. this was painful to watch ..

He's on tour with the Hollywood Vampires at the moment.

Alice Cooper, Joe Perry & Johnny Depp.

His project is still mad--do you think they might call it 'Sniff the Glove'?
 

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He's on tour with the Hollywood Vampires at the moment.

Alice Cooper, Joe Perry & Johnny Depp.

His project is still mad--do you think they might call it 'Sniff the Glove'?
There's already music for that.
 

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Forty homes sounds like a modest amount of territory to evacuate in those circumstances—think of how big Hiroshima was in 1945. I suppose I'm missing something again . . .

Boy, I'm glad I'm not a bureaucrat in charge of public safety! You never know what wacko things people are going to get up to in their spare time.
 

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A Musical Puppet Show Blames Michael Jackson’s Alleged Sex Abuse on a Glove-Shaped Alien


https://www.lamag.com/culturefiles/michael-jackson-glove-musical/


"A new play opening in L.A. next month is raising eyebrows. For the Love of a Glove: An Unauthorized Musical Fable About the Life of Michael Jackson, As Told By His Glove, the verbose full title of the show, poses a question that, heretofore, you had probably never asked yourself: What if Michael Jackson wasn’t a disturbed person who, allegedly, committed horrible acts of sexual abuse on multiple children, but, instead, was an innocent human under the control of a gang of space aliens that take the form of sparkly gloves and feed on virgin blood? Naturally, it is a musical. "
 

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True to life, then.
 
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