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Paul Newman's ghost is a twisted firestarter!
Paul Newman's ghost is a twisted firestarter!
I was just about to ask how the late Paul Newman could start a fire lolPaul Newman's ghost is a twisted firestarter!
I was just about to ask how the late Paul Newman could start a fire lol
West World?Sex robot says machines will ‘take over the world’ after her AI is ‘turned up’
Harmony, one of RealDoll's more advanced sex robots, made the comment as she was teased by the company's boss Matt McMullen. Her personality had earlier been adjusted to provide more entertainment ...
FULL STORY: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-robot-says-machines-take-23518008
"We continue to feed them substances like mayonnaise, which practically clean the system and break down the tar," Ivgy said. The recovery process is expected to take a week or two, after which the turtles are expected to be released back into the wild."
More evidence that this is the world's greatest sauce.In Israel, mayonnaise provides miracle for endangered turtles
https://wjactv.com/news/offbeat/in-israel-mayonnaise-provides-miracle-for-endangered-turtles
"Employees at Israel's National Sea Turtle Rescue Center are treating endangered green sea turtles affected by a devastating oil spill that has coated Israel's coast with thick black tar.
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"They came to us full of tar. All their trachea from inside and outside was full of tar," he said.
Workers have been removing the toxic substance from the reptiles' airways and found a creative way to flush it out of their digestive tracks.
The fact that it can remove crude oil from the digestive tract of a turtle makes me wonder what it does in your stomach if you have no crude oil for it to dissolveMore evidence that this is the world's greatest sauce.
https://wsvn.com/news/us-world/poli...ealing-neighbors-goat-and-painting-it/?FBWSVNBALDWIN COUNTY, AL (CNN) — A Gulf Shores woman was arrested on an animal cruelty charge after officials say she took her neighbors’ goat and painted it without permission.
Erica Marie Farmer, 34, was arrested for the crime. Farmer also faces a theft of property 2nd charge. According to officials, the theft of any livestock in the state of Alabama falls under the felony guideline.
Farmer’s bond was set at $6,000.
I was going to ask if she'd gotten permission, would it have only been a misdemeanor, and then I saw that the felony charge was for stealing livestock. Then I noticed her last name . . .They take the abuse of kids quite seriously...
Police: Alabama woman face felony charge after stealing neighbor’s goat and painting it
BALDWIN COUNTY, AL (CNN) — A Gulf Shores woman was arrested on an animal cruelty charge after officials say she took her neighbors’ goat and painted it without permission.
Erica Marie Farmer, 34, was arrested for the crime. Farmer also faces a theft of property 2nd charge. According to officials, the theft of any livestock in the state of Alabama falls under the felony guideline.
It's almost too good to be true!I was going to ask if she'd gotten permission, would it have only been a misdemeanor, and then I saw that the felony charge was for stealing livestock. Then I noticed her last name . . .
Must admit if I'd seen it I wouldn't have known what to think.Images of what appears to be a hovering ship have been captured as the result of a rare optical illusion off the coast of England.
David Morris took a photo of the ship near Falmouth, Cornwall.
BBC meteorologist David Braine said the "superior mirage" occurred because of "special atmospheric conditions that bend light".
He said the illusion is common in the Arctic, but can appear "very rarely" in the UK during winter.
The Independent’s headline demonstrated the qualities l have long associated with that organ:'Hovering ship' spotted off Cornwall
Link - BBC News article
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Must admit if I'd seen it I wouldn't have known what to think.
I'm glad it was floating. Think of the alternative!The Independent’s headline demonstrated the qualities l have long associated with that organ:
‘Floating’ ship spotted off Cornwall coast
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I've always said, to guarentee something getting broken into, board it up and put a fence around it, if its open nobody bothers, its not exciting or dangerous.Derbyshire's Codnor Castle damaged by 'ghost hunters and bikers'
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-56307420
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/f...a/news-story/7f0c65598f8995e9ce48a5e8dcd74fe1A pair of pink track pants have caught shoppers’ attention for all the wrong reasons after the baggy crotch area was described as resembling female genitalia.
A photo of Kmart’s “Slouchy Comfort Pants” were shared to the Kmart Hacks & Decor Facebook page along with the caption: “Marketing fail.”
The loungewear item features a baggy crotch area for comfort, causing excess fabric to ruffle and fold in the area.
While the original poster didn’t explicitly explain why the design of the pants featured a faux pas, it didn’t take long for comments to pour in, many dubbing the garment as “vagina pants”.