Justified & Ancient
- Mar 10, 2015
At least he can then party like it's 1999.
I immediately thought: "80% chance that the story is not real".
The 20-year-old Madrid resident mentioned he was attacked by a gaggle on the porch of his dwelling and stabbed within the face. The boys are additionally mentioned to have scratched the phrase ‘maricon’ (faggot) in his buttocks.
So some people were cheap and only cryo-froze their brains, hoping that if they were ever revived, they could just up and use someone else's body?
Frozen bodies and brains of wealthy Brits and Americans are SNATCHED from Russian lab where they were stored in the hope of being brought back to life
Oh but Alcor (?), the American version, also does both whole body and head only cryogenics. The second option is cheaper of course. I think the idea is that in the future they will be able to grow new bodies.So some people were cheap and only cryo-froze their brains, hoping that if they were ever revived, they could just up and use someone else's body?
The full article is behind a paywall and hopefully it'll stay there, the headline is bad enough.
From the article,
This Napa company is making wine in penis-shaped bottles
and selling them under the brand name: "Just the Tipsy"
work warning, there's a photo of the bottle
https://wbontv.com/2021/09/13/rpd-man-shoots-gun-at-local-hotel-after-seeing-aliens/Richmond Police report that a bizarre shots fired call led to multiple charges for a Waco man. According to RPD, on September 11, early in the morning, they responded to a local hotel on Keeneland Drive in reference to a report of gunfire.
Officers quickly arrived and discovered shots were being fired from a hotel window. Officers worked to get patrons out of the hotel and secured them in a safe location nearby, according to police.
The Richmond Police Emergency Response Unit was called to the scene and made contact with a male inside the room who was later identified as 55 year old Samuel Riddell of Waco. Police continue they learned that Riddell occupied the room with a female who secured herself in the bathroom until police safely got her out.
Riddell was eventually taken into custody and later interviewed by detectives, where he told police that he “observed aliens in the parking lot and was shooting at them”.
https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/new...DOns3dkDZWe9yZBGcN8uD_Uvnd-Hr80HoDuBG6SW7Wbi0Hilarious moment man dressed as telephone box runs down Hull street
https://www.news.com.au/technology/...h/news-story/05e525306a446546402e86c83c25c4a4He backed up his hard drive — and his penis.
A UK teen had to undergo emergency surgery after a bananas attempt to measure his manhood resulted in him getting a USB cable lodged in his urethra.
The phallic fiasco reportedly began after an unnamed 15-year-old boy was “triggered by sexual curiosity” and inserted a USB wire into his urethra, per a wince-worthy study published in the medical journal Urology Case Reports.
The sexperiment backfired when the cable became lodged in the curious teen’s scrotum like an electronic catheter. Despite attempts to extract it himself, the USB cord became tangled so terribly that both ends were left hanging out of his wired willy.