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Searching With Sasquatch: Recovering NASA’s Orion Spacecraft

Bet you didn't know Bigfoot was a NASA contractor ... :reyes:

But seriously ...

"Sasquatch" is NASA's name for the software that will be used to ensure range safety and facilitate jettisoned hardware recovery for Orion capsule splashdowns.

https://scitechdaily.com/searching-with-sasquatch-recovering-nasas-orion-spacecraft/

That just means nobody will find any of the jettisoned hardware but they might get blurry pictures of it.
 
English police find giant penis drawing in field while searching for suspect
Must be a very talented penis, or a mis-spaced headline? Maybe be "a giant pen is drawing in field". Does anyone read what they've written before they submit it? Lol
 
So let's get this straight...

What was she doing on top of the black guy, and why was he standing in a row of dogs?

And was she calling to report herself?

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'Police' is an odd name for a white woman.
And where is Dog Row anyway?
 
I always wondered what had become of the apparatus from SETI's ill-advised attempt to attract alien intelligence with huge visible-from-orbit versions of Seventies-era hippie eye candy ...

Remnant of world's largest 'lava lamp blob' found off New Zealand coast

The article is actually about an ancient superplume of molten planetary core material that bubbled up into the mantle circa 100 million years ago.
https://www.livescience.com/new-zealand-mantle-superplume-blob.html
 

I read the article. It's about Nacho Vidal, Spanish pornstar & former protege' of the Italian stallion Rocco Siffredi. I was particularly taken taken by this line:

Local press said the ceremony took place in the country residence of Vidal, a media-savvy porn star in his mid-40s whose Twitter feed is full of ads for his 25-centimetre aromatic candles of the male genitalia, available in black, white or cerise.
 
There are worse things that could happen to you on an American highway...

A Mass. man threw a ‘large pickle’ at a Vermont highway worker, police say. He’s now facing an assault charge.

Vermont State Police responded to an unusual drive-by incident Monday at the Massachusetts state border.

There, around 6 p.m., an Agency of Transportation employee who had been working a detail on U.S. 7 in Pownal, Vermont, told troopers that a passenger in a vehicle had thrown an object at him.
https://www.boston.com/news/crime/2020/06/02/vermont-drive-by-pickle-incident
 
Form Twitter:

Kpop stans defeating white supremacist trolls and police snitch apps. Juggalos going full anti neo Nazi shock troops. Boogaloos arrested for attempting to overthrow the government. 3rd amendment used against troops occupying DC. “Lady G” outed by sex workers. June 2020 is wild.

 
What's the world coming to...
Angry Edinburgh local hits out after swan faces brutal insult on city litter bin
The disgusted passerby said: "It's terrible what the swans around here have got to put up with."

By
Lisa Toner
  • 14:09, 5 JUN 2020
  • UPDATED17:53, 5 JUN 2020


A father swan has been pictured staring at a graffiti slur against his species in Edinburgh as his cygnets lay on the grass nearby.
An angry passerby, who sent the image to the Daily Record, took the photo last night as she passed by the Union canal at Fountainbridge, while out on her government-sanctioned walk.
It shows a Cob, the name for a male swan, looking at a litter bin with the words 'Manky Swan' scrawled across it as his babies lay sleeping nearby.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/...ZUxUVvOqXrCqjRPM3A5AyPAy6I9Ed8EptDjKMiGSY7RvE
 
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