Nosmo King
I'm not a cat
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A great one for made up fortean headlinesThe Greatest Newspaper of All Time.
A great one for made up fortean headlinesThe Greatest Newspaper of All Time.
A great one for made up fortean headlines
Here are some classics from the 'sunday sport'Came across both the rags mentioned when my B&B guests left them behind. Usually binned them but remember my attention being taken by a Fortean type headline so naturally I had a look through as a break from sink cleaning and duvet changing. I was amazed that they got away with such utter rubbish! I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry!! I'd forgotten all about it until just now lol
Sollywos x
The Sport used to feature a daily 'nipple count'.
Thankfully, there aren't many of them. I have no idea who reads them.I remember visiting the UK and being surprised at the kind of comic book newspapers you have there. I hadn't seen such before.
There is always at least one copy of the star and the sport in the average building site canteen.Thankfully, there aren't many of them. I have no idea who reads them.
The Sport did a two page article on the Charles Fort Institute once and our hunt for the Seven Fortean Wonders of the World!
What was the nipple count for that article?The Sport did a two page article on the Charles Fort Institute once and our hunt for the Seven Fortean Wonders of the World!
The Sport did a two page article on the Charles Fort Institute once and our hunt for the Seven Fortean Wonders of the World!
What was the nipple count for that article?
Monkey launderingI've got to sort out my eyes - I thought that said 'Monkey Laundering'.
Me too.I've got to sort out my eyes - I thought that said 'Monkey Laundering'.
Seems a bit harsh
Your most distant cousin doesn't even have an anus
He's still an arse though.Your most distant cousin doesn't even have an anus
ah, the eastern European tree dwelling croissant rather than the land dwelling species.
A pastree.Hmmm... Early for the sily season, but it's not as if anything else newsworthy happening in the world.
Not sure if this should be here or in cryptozoology.
Link: Mystery tree beast turns out to be croissant
Start of article:
Mystery yeast.
I would beg a croissant to go into my house!"People aren't opening their windows because they're afraid it will go into their house," the woman reportedly said.
But a visit to the area showed the creature in question was not a bird, or even an reptile - but a croissant.