Bad Bungle
Tutti but not Frutti.
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So do they just stand in a corner, knock one out, and let all the end result float around?But how ?
Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can 'impregnate 3 females'
Astronauts have been warned about pleasuring themselves in space after it was revealed a single solitary session can accidentally impregnate female crew members.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/we...-not-masturbate-space-27546310?int_source=nba
The woman on the Chinese space station got pregnant and they did a paternity test.So how did they find this out in the first place?
I find this amazing - especially if the masturbator is also female.But how ?
Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can 'impregnate 3 females'
Astronauts have been warned about pleasuring themselves in space after it was revealed a single solitary session can accidentally impregnate female crew members.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/we...-not-masturbate-space-27546310?int_source=nba
The curious hosts were not satisfied with this answer, however, and continued to joke about porn and masturbation in space. At one point, [Matt] Gourley, who is a comedian and not a NASA scientists, joked that three female astronauts could be impregnated at the same time if an astronaut were to masturbate in space.
I saw a 'Star Wars' strip show in San Francisco, and now I’m forever changed
Shocked. You mean that article in the Daily Star about something that was said on a comedy programme was factually inaccurate?And according to Snopes, it was just a joke.
.But how ?
Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can 'impregnate 3 females'
Astronauts have been warned about pleasuring themselves in space after it was revealed a single solitary session can accidentally impregnate female crew members.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/we...-not-masturbate-space-27546310?int_source=nba
I don't understand, it was a headline in a national Newspaper - are you saying it wasn't true ?Shocked. You mean that article in the Daily Star about something that was said on a comedy programme was factually inaccurate?
AFAIK, there's nothing in condom flavouring that would make anybody high.I don't understand, it was a headline in a national Newspaper - are you saying it wasn't true ?
So what about the story next to it ?
Young people 'addicted to getting high on condoms' in bizarre new trend
"Sales of flavoured condoms have skyrocketed in Durgapur, India with young people soaking them in water for hours before drinking the solution and getting a 10 to 12-hour high".
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/young-people-addicted-getting-high-27557466
Fleeing driver 'attacked by Emu' after foot chase with hotel chef
Villagers fear troops on military training exercise are being eaten alive by notorious midges
Mystery of exotic infectious disease traced to aromatherapy room spray
/"healing gemstones" in the spray may have been the culprit.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/23/health/aromatherapy-melioidosis-mystery/index.html
"It was a mystery by any definition of the word -- a rare tropical infection that had sickened people in the decidedly non-tropical states of Minnesota and Kansas, as well as Texas. The first patient to get sick, in Kansas in March, died.
They all were infected with a bacteria known as Burkholderia pseudomallei, and the disease it causes is called melioidosis, marked by non-specific symptoms such as cough and shortness of breath, weakness, fatigue and nausea. It's most commonly seen in Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore and Northern Australia, and is found in soil and contaminated water."
I originally thought that discovered that the kids were playing in sloth pee!Ice age children frolicked in 'giant sloth puddles' 11,000 years ago, footprints reveal
More than 11,000 years ago, young children trekking with their families through what is now White Sands National Park in New Mexico discovered the stuff of childhood dreams: muddy puddles made from the footprints of a giant ground sloth.
The finding shows that children living in North America during the Pleistocene epoch (2.6 million to 11,700 years ago) liked a good splash. "All kids like to play with muddy puddles, which is essentially what it is," Matthew Bennett, a professor of environmental and geographical sciences at Bournemouth University in the U.K. who is studying the trackway, told Live Science.
Bennett has traveled to White Sands more than a dozen times in the past five years, locating and analyzing footprints left by ice age humans and megafauna (animals heavier than 99 pounds, or 45 kilograms). He and his colleagues have already made a number of remarkable finds, including human footprints dating to between 21,000 and 23,000 years ago, which are the earliest 'unequivocal evidence' of people in the Americas.
The discovery of the children's and sloth's muddy prints haven't been published in a peer-reviewed journal, but Bennett plans to write about them in the coming months as a methods paper, to help scientists who are studying similar trackways determine how many people were present and how old those individuals were when they created the tracks. For instance, the tracks that Bennett analyzed aren't an accurate representation of the children's feet, as the squishy mud distorted each print, but Bennett was able to compare the preserved, smeary footprints with modern growth data to deduce the children's ages.
He found that there were more than 30 footprints crisscrossing the sloth trackway, likely from children between the ages of 5 and 8 years old, Bennett said.
https://www.livescience.com/ice-age-children-splash-sloth-footprints
A very open minded cemetery there.This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave
https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxnnqw/mexico-dick-tombstone?
"The grave of 99-year-old Catarina Orduña Pérez is now topped with a huge penis and testicles weighing nearly 600 pounds."
Oh dear, whatever happened to class?This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave
https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxnnqw/mexico-dick-tombstone?
"The grave of 99-year-old Catarina Orduña Pérez is now topped with a huge penis and testicles weighing nearly 600 pounds."
It's Mexico innit.Oh dear, whatever happened to class?
Was this woman in the porn industry?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/crime...FqK0O8UTA2pLzQiRQAIUl4LyMW5ad8lLoOYpJLYUjZh2gAlleged Rebels bikie Chris Rymer who survived penis shooting survives second shooting in 18 months
I just have this vision of a relative about to unveil the sculpture saying, "Grandma was a huge fan of Dick Van Dyke..."This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave
https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxnnqw/mexico-dick-tombstone?
"The grave of 99-year-old Catarina Orduña Pérez is now topped with a huge penis and testicles weighing nearly 600 pounds."
Ants are getting smarter! A worrying development.Ants purchase two books using a Kindle
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...azilian-womans-Kindle-start-BUYING-books.html
Just wait till they start chomping on the Appendix's!Ants are getting smarter! A worrying development.