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It's not on the main article, but on Yahoo news, they are listing an article about Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth as:

Gore film gets 'five stars' from scientists
 
Hips could devastate economy, Parliament is told

Home Information Packs could slash GDP by GBP5.7bn, according to independent research out today.
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Unfortunately you have to register to read the story.
 
Dead Fish, Manure Smell

-- Lakeshore Advance, July 19 2006
 
'No plans' for Thatcher state funeral

http://politics.guardian.co.uk/conserva ... 65,00.html

10am

Hélène Mulholland and agencies
Wednesday August 9, 2006
Guardian Unlimited

Downing Street today said there were no plans to hold a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher.

A spokeswoman for Number 10 said: "All that we can confirm is that there are no such plans and it is not appropriate to comment further."


I thought I must have missed something in the last day or so but, no, the old witch is still alive though whether still capable of reading the papers is another matter. :shock:
 
JamesWhitehead said:
I thought I must have missed something in the last day or so but, no, the old witch is still alive though whether still capable of reading the papers is another matter. :shock:
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One would hope they pound a steak through her heart when she does go to make sure the old cow is actually dead.
 
Heckler20 said:
One would hope they pound a steak through her heart when she does go to make sure the old cow is actually dead.
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Mmm...steak!
 
I used to cut out and keep headlines, usually from the Sun or the Mirror. The best of all, which I still have, is:

MY TORMENT BY RAVE VICAR'S SEX CULT VICTIM

Beaudiful!!
 
This is currently appearing on the Latest News ticker at news.bbc.co.uk:

Israel confirms reports that one of its helicopters was shot dead over south Lebanon.
 
nissemus said:
This is currently appearing on the Latest News ticker at news.bbc.co.uk:

Israel confirms reports that one of its helicopters was shot dead over south Lebanon.
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AH! Poor 'coppy! :(
 
So the program to bio-engineer gigantic dragonflies for use in military operations was a success, was it?
 
From World Wide words newsletter:
Someone I know only as Christina saw a prediction on a newspaper billboard in Thatcham in Berkshire: "NEWBURY BRIDE TO BE FOUND DEAD".

Following up the story, she found that correct punctuation
would have transformed the sense. It should have been
"NEWBURY BRIDE-TO-BE FOUND DEAD".
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