I had the latest issue delivered yesterday, impressive seeing as it's the February issue and mine arrived on the 26th Jan ! .. top work team Fortean Times and it looks like a juicy issue with loads to wade through
You need to move from the Irish backwaters to the dazzling civilization of NorfolkHuh, I only got 362 yesterday.
You need to move from the Irish backwaters to the dazzling civilization of Norfolk
We prefer 'sprawling metropolis' actually.You need to move from the Irish backwaters to the dazzling civilization of Norfolk
We prefer 'sprawling metropolis' actually.
Norfopolis.Megapolis!
Can't beat the gleska polis....nothing canNorfopolis.
Picked it up today in Tesco....Haven't renewed my script, what date is 363 due in shops?
Picked it up today in Tesco....
You need to move from the Irish backwaters to the dazzling civilization of Norfolk
Norfolk is perfectly civilised now, they have stopped burning virgins at midsummer! Only because they couldn't find any virgins...or a summerTHAT'S A CONTRADICTION IN TERMS!
ahem!
There are virgins in Norfolk if they can run faster than their brothers.Norfolk is perfectly civilised now, they have stopped burning virgins at midsummer! Only because they couldn't find any virgins...or a summer
Norfolk is perfectly civilised now, they have stopped burning virgins at midsummer! Only because they couldn't find any virgins...or a summer
Pfft .. we can take it ..Norfolk's been getting a real bashing around here lately!
Pfft .. we can take it ..
Nope ..And planning your vengeance as we speak?
And planning your vengeance as we speak?
None of that's true Ramon! .. although we do still habitually skin visitors to make clothing, we've got a Morrisons these days.They'll drag us into the sea and eat us. Descended from cannibals who interbred with aquatic apes.
Can't find any news reports.But I believe there was one isolated case in Melton Constable just before Christmas. Can anyone throw any light on that one?
None of that's true Ramon! .. although we do still habitually skin visitors to make clothing, we've got a Morrisons these days.
I've just found 5 copies of FT in our loft I haven't read for ages to get back on track , that should tied me over until 364 ..
What's a policeman ? .. joking aside, there's less police officers here than anywhere I've ever lived so I think that's a compliment to Norfolkians.Can't find any news reports.
Sounds like a bad place to be a policeman.
I must correct one misconception of Norfolk life; cannibalism has been almost completely outlawed, at least around my part of Fakenham. But I believe there was one isolated case in Melton Constable just before Christmas. Can anyone throw any light on that one?