staticgirl
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Great angling stories!
I read it that what is now the canal used to be part of the moat. ?He must mean two hundred years rather than two thousand when the canal was built.
He says '2,000 years ago' which cannot relate to the building of the canal.I read it that what is now the canal used to be part of the moat. ?
I think it was just a slip of the tongue, er pen.He says '2,000 years ago' which cannot relate to the building of the canal.
That was my assumption.I think it was just a slip of the tongue, er pen.
2000 years ago?? Far-canalHe says '2,000 years ago' which cannot relate to the building of the canal.
Frank Keating!2000 years ago?? Far-canal
It could be temperature or humidity or a combination of both - I was well freaked out by a mysterious glow once, but believe it had a perfectly reasonable explanation:We've been getting down Halloween decorations from the loft over the last week. One of these is an animatronic crow that talks to you if you press a button or clap your hands.
The Mrs half joked "We've got a ghost in this house. I heard the crow go off at 5:20 this morning and thought it was you downstairs?.
It wasn't me, I was asleep upstairs. It takes 4 AA batteries and I had to mix and match some we keep in a large cup to get it working again when we brought it down from the loft. I experimented by giving it a thump this morning which made it talk but tapping it with a finger doesn't work, it's not motion sensor either so I can't see a fly landing on it setting it off. Maybe it's just an atmospheric thing and is sensitive to the temperature in the house?.
It hasn't done it before (that we know of) or again since.
A piece of minor strangeness last night, perfectly explicable (I hope!), but due to the late hour and my reading material at the time, it creeped me out no end! My wife is away visiting relatives, so I'm scraping by on my own. On top of her bedside drawers are a whole load of little baskets and things containing mysterious odds and ends for personal grooming and suchlike. Well, I was in bed reading the first couple of chapters of my spanking new Polish poltergeist book The Elusive Force: A Remarkable Case of Poltergeist Activity and Psychokinetic Power by Anna Ostrzycka and Marek Rymuszko until who knows what time, probably after 11pm. When I was sufficiently sleepy, I turned off my reading light and lay down... but there was a strange glow coming from my wife's bedside area. Weird, I thought. I turned on the light, had a quick look, expecting some electronic device (although batteries should be flat by now) but saw nothing and turned off the light again - still a glow coming from that area, blinking out every now and then. Bugger, I thought, I have to get to the bottom of this. So I turned on my reading light and looked for the source of the glow - and found a little torch with a flip lid, which turns on when you open the lid, it looks a bit like a lighter. Well, nothing had been disturbed in that basket for quite a while so I was a bit (i.e. very) creeped out due to what I had been reading, and wondering how it had opened by itself. In the wee hours of the morning my half-asleep brain worked it out - it was a cold night, and during the day I use a dehumidifier in my bedroom. Both of these things will increase conductivity. The torch had been open all along, and the increased conductivity allowed the failing batteries to push a little charge into the bulb, enough to cause the weak glow only visible when all other lights were off, and explaining the occasional flicker as not enough reached the bulb for a split second. At least, I'm going with that, and I'm hoping that someone on here with a better knowledge of electricity and physics and stuff will back me up on that!
I thought it was probably humidity as well. We've got three animatronics and the crow is the one sitting in front of the living room window although that's double glazed, we did find mould on the wall under that window one year so now we put one of those plastic disposable dehumidifiers there as well as one in our loft. The giggling ghost girl and grim reaper animatronics are further into the room. The crow was the first one we ever bought so it's the oldest, the giggling ghost girl a couple of years later and those two have been stored in our loft in thick sealed plastic bags with the batteries removed because I was expecting some humidity damage to those as well.It could be temperature or humidity or a combination of both - I was well freaked out by a mysterious glow once, but believe it had a perfectly reasonable explanation:
Sounds like Jane talks in her sleep.I thought it was probably humidity as well. We've got three animatronics and the crow is the one sitting in front of the living room window although that's double glazed, we did find mould on the wall under that window one year so now we put one of those plastic disposable dehumidifiers there as well as one in our loft. The giggling ghost girl and grim reaper animatronics are further into the room. The crow on was the first one we ever bought so it's the oldest, the giggling ghost girl a couple of years later and those two have been stored in our loft in thick sealed plastic bags with the batteries removed because I was expecting some humidity damage to those as well.
I've decided to bag them up again after Halloween but leave them in the spare bedroom cupboard instead from now on.
My Dad told me an amusing similar anecdote about one of my parent's travels. He's got one of those TomTom's (I think he calls in 'Jane') in his car and one night they were stopping in a hotel somewhere. He'd taken Jane out of the car and put her in the wardrobe. They were both falling asleep in bed when Jane's voice piped up from inside the wardrobe "Now turn left".
The aforementioned colleague collared me on Thursday last to inform me of her latest depot spookiness. I was very glad to listen.Back at t'depot, I chatted with a colleague who's currently doing the Last Man Standing shift.
Our depot is nicely spooky, as I've described, and Colleague told me about seeing and hearing people moving about in our Brew Room. When she strolled over to investigate she found nobody there. Didn't scare her as she's cool with the otherworldly.
Our manager came in and I said 'This place is WELL spooky. Remember the pink Croc?'
Manager did indeed recall when he and I were haunted by one of my pink Crocs a few years ago!
He then went on to tell us about the strangest experience he's ever had.
He and his wife, and their beloved spaniel, were on a break in the Royal Victoria Hotel in Prestatyn, north Wales.
(@DrPaulLee might be interested.)
Two interesting things happened.
First, Manager and Wife were sitting in the hotel room with the dog when it suddenly looked up and started growling.
It was staring at where the ceiling and wall met, appearing to track something that was moving along there.
Whatever it was, the dog seemed to watch it travelling along all four walls. There was steady growling until, Manager said, whatever it was went and the dog calmed down.
I have met this dog. It is a placid and friendly pet. If that dog growls, something is wrong.
The other incident occurred when the couple were settling down in bed. They were just past the pillow-plumping stage when they heard a loud, frenzied knocking. They assumed it was coming from the door so Manager leapt out of bed and sprinted over to open it.
The sound stopped as he opened the door.
Next morning staff asked how they'd liked the room. The couple told them about the dog and the banging. Ah, yes, that will be the ghost! came the reply.
It would have been really weird if they were having sex at the time.....I thought it was probably humidity as well. We've got three animatronics and the crow is the one sitting in front of the living room window although that's double glazed, we did find mould on the wall under that window one year so now we put one of those plastic disposable dehumidifiers there as well as one in our loft. The giggling ghost girl and grim reaper animatronics are further into the room. The crow was the first one we ever bought so it's the oldest, the giggling ghost girl a couple of years later and those two have been stored in our loft in thick sealed plastic bags with the batteries removed because I was expecting some humidity damage to those as well.
I've decided to bag them up again after Halloween but leave them in the spare bedroom cupboard instead from now on.
My Dad told me an amusing similar anecdote about one of my parent's travels. He's got one of those TomTom's (I think he calls it 'Jane') in his car and one night they were stopping in a hotel somewhere. He'd taken Jane out of the car and put her in the wardrobe. They were both falling asleep in bed when Jane's voice piped up from inside the wardrobe "Now turn left".
Not as weird as if the owner of that book shop in Rochester that Paul's talking about went on to have sex with that 60's ghost woman. We've all seen that scene in Ghostbusters when Dan Ackroyd gets a blowjob of that ghost woman . Fair play to both of them. The Horny Dead.It would have been really weird if they were having sex at the time.....
I've not seen that scene in Ghostbusters.....Not as weird as if the owner of that book shop in Rochester that Paul's talking about went on to have sex with that 60's ghost woman. We've all seen that scene in Ghostbusters when Dan Ackroyd gets a blowjob of that ghost woman . Fair play to both of them. The Horny Dead.
That might have been a film called Busty Ghosts, not Ghostbusters.I've not seen that scene in Ghostbusters.....
Yes you have. He is awoken from sleep and she hovers horizontally above him, and the camera pans to his surprised and then blissful face.I've not seen that scene in Ghostbusters.....
I think this might have been cut out of some versions? Like some of the dialogue was altered to make it 'family friendly'.Yes you have. He is awoken from sleep and she hovers horizontally above him, and the camera pans to his surprised and then blissful face.
Yes, very likely, although it's not explicit like some of the language.I think this might have been cut out of some versions? Like some of the dialogue was altered to make it 'family friendly'.
You have. The comedy bit when Ray (Dan Ackroyd) is lying on a bed, a ghost woman appears floating over him, his zipper goes down and he goes cross eyed so it's implied. You're welcome.I've not seen that scene in Ghostbusters.....
Well I don't remember seeing that before. I will admit I have probably only seen bits of the film when it was repeated on TV. I don't think I ever sat through the whole film.You have. The comedy bit when Ray (Dan Ackroyd) is lying on a bed, a ghost woman appears floating over him, his zipper goes down and he goes cross eyed so it's implied. You're welcome.
(I love the fact that one day some special effects crew were paid to wire up the belt and zipper, probably not on Ackroyd himself so they would have used a stunt cock. "How was your day on that new film?" .. "We rigged up a ghost blow job scene on Dave. Is it my turn to put the bins out tonight?.")
@RuthRoperWylde only now do we find out that you saw a genuine Christmas elf!Ruth Roper Wylde's weird encounters part 1.