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Giant Bipedal Cats

But wouldn't the odd way a wallaby moves be so distinctive from a cat, that it would be difficult, even in the dark of night, to mistake the two?
I prefer the cat-demon-spirit-being explanation.
 
Isn't there one person on this board who is deathly afraid of 4 legged animals walking up on two legs? I'm thinking its JerryB but that may be wrong.
 
Prof_Pretorius said:
I prefer the cat-demon-spirit-being explanation.

I prefer the cat-demon-spirit-being explanation because it's more fun than the mistake-in-the-dark explanation but that doesn't make the cat-demon-spirit-being explanation true.

It's very hard to parse exactly what you're seeing in the dark. Many stories in the Fortean forums will attest to that fact.
 
ElishevaBarsabe wrote:
but that doesn't make the cat-demon-spirit-being explanation true.
Sorry ol' chap, but it does. You see, when you're as ancient as I am, and have absorbed all the Fortean Waves I have, by sheer dint of me pronouncing it, it BECOMES TRUE !!!
Thus: by typing the words "I prefer" I have rendered all sightings on this thread actual cat-demon-sprit-ultradimensional-beings. Voila' !!!

Wallabies on a dark night standing in the highway be GONE !!!!

(Poof and similar sound effects.)

Wallabies indeed !!!
 
The odd thing is that I was just stroking my pet wallaby on a dark highway, and it vanished! (That's not a euphemism for anything pervy).

I like the idea of a celestial cat. Maybe it was Bastet.
 
Cats everywhere

No it wasn't. She would have told me.

Dt iw n Bst, sn ta n Bst, ntjr nfr. Dt 'nkh mi Re djet.
(As we say in the Temple)
 
Just a note to say the Cat Demon and Giant Bi-Pedal Cat threads have been merged.
 
See also the Wampus Cat thread:

/www.forteantimes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6067
 
Cat Woman of Winter
by Victoria

Connecticut in the blistering winter during a sunny day returning from school. Two classmates and I saw a "woman" wearing only a sort of oilshift that was a sort of caramel orange. It was sleeveless and torn at the armholes; shredded at the base above the knees, and she had no covering on arms or legs or feet.

The point is, this was not a person; this was a creature. Her whole body: hair, eyes, skin, nails – all of it was this coppery color. And her eyes were huge! Three times the size of human eyes and "cat like" with gold irises. It was shocking to see that the material on her shift actually meshed with the skin on her chest, and her fingernails were not only talons, but her hands and feet were webbed. She was oblivious to the frigid cold and to us.

She walked gesticulating and mumbling past us as we froze and then suddenly, spun around, pointed at me and said my name and two other things I won't include here. Both of my hysterical friends scattered. I can still see their boots getting stuck in the frozen snow as they ran to the nearest houses. Their school books skidded across the icy road.

I cannot think of an age for this wizened-looking but oddly almost beautiful being. She continued on up the frozen suburban road. And of course, there were lots of phone calls back and forth from parents. This was real.
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Although this isn't quite on-topic, I doubt it's worth starting a separate thread for Quite Large Bipedal Rabbits.

Whilst reading a book on East Anglian Folklore recently, I came across the tale of Abbey House - the "most haunted house in Cambridge". Aside from a rather conventional ghostly nun, the house also boasted "a strange light-brown furry creature the size of a large hare but having close-cropped ears" which "always walked on it's hind legs and moved very quickly." It was nicknamed Wolfie by the children of the house.
 
Wallaby devil-a-doubt, BE GONE !!!!


(Poof, and other similar sound effects.)
 
Prof_Pretorius said:
But wouldn't the odd way a wallaby moves be so distinctive from a cat, that it would be difficult, even in the dark of night, to mistake the two?

I remember fleetingly seeing an item on a show a while back (I think it was The Five O Clock Show with Richard Hammond?) called 'Wallaby Watch.' They were asking people to phone in with their sightings of wallabys in England and were plotting the sightings on a map. It started with a 'phone interview with a guy who had sighted one on a road but when he told his friends and family they just ridiculed him. From what I remeber there where quite a few places plotted on the map in the end. I'll try Googling and see what I come up with.
 
Haven't found anything as far as The Five O'Clock Show goes yet, but did find this:

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Rector on wild wallaby watch after 70mph collision on M1
By Andrew Alderson, Chief Reporter
(Filed: 21/08/2005)

Car hire companies probably thought they had heard every excuse for vehicles being returned with a dent - until, that is, they received an accident report last week from the Rev Trott. His Hertz car was damaged when he hit a wallaby on the M1.

Mr Trott, a member of the General Synod, was returning from a holiday in France with his family when his Peugeot 407 struck the animal at night. The accident left the car badly damaged and the wallaby, normally a native of Australia, dead.

"I was simply relieved to keep the car on the road. My children were upset - they like cuddly, furry things," he said yesterday. "I suppose it shouldn't have been such a surprise because about 15 years ago I saw a kangaroo sitting on the hard shoulder of the M1. My wife thought I had been drinking but I was stone, cold sober at the time."

Mr Trott, 48, the rector of Pitsford with Boughton, in Northampstonshire, was travelling north in the central lane at 70mph near Junction 14 in Buckinghamshire when he spotted the animal leave the central reservation and hop across the carriageway in front of his car. He was unable to avoid it and the marsupial was thrown back across the road on to the central reservation.

Mr Trott, who was travelling with his wife, Caroline, and their three children, aged 18, 16 and 13, said the event was shocking. "It might be helpful if someone could discover what sort of numbers there are of wallabies and kangaroos in Britian before someone is seriously injured," he said.

"I am told that accidents with involving animals in Australia leave several peole dead and injured every year."

Although the police were called in to investigate, it is not yet clear where the white wallaby came from. A spokeswoman for nearby Woburn Safari Park in Bedfordshire said none of its wallabies was missing but there were thought to be pockets of wild wallabies in the region.

"They have been established a long time after escaping from various parks," she said. "It is quite unusual for them to be near motorways with all those cars streaming past, because they are generally very shy animals."

There have been sporadic sightings of kangaroos and wallabies in Britain since the Second World War after some escaped from zoos and -private collections. There was a colony of red-necked -wallabies in the Peak District in the 1950s and early 1960s and the population reached an estimated 50. Their numbers plunged during the severe winter of 1962-1963, and they are thought to have died out in the late 1990s.

There have also been sightings of other exotic animals in and around Britain in recent months, apart from the usual frequent claims of big cats.

There have been two sightings of deadly Mako sharks and one of a bull shark off Cornwall in the past month.

In Hackney Marshes, east London, a construction worker claims to have seen a crocodile drag a Canada goose under the water. Lion's mane jellyfish, which give a painful sting, have been spotted off Norfolk and Surrey. There are also warnings that the deadly Asian tiger mosquito could head to Britain from the Continent.

Thames Valley Police said that there had been occasional sightings of wallabies in the area. Of Mr Trott's crash, a spokesman said: "We had received some calls from motorists who had seen the wallaby loose on the M1. Sadly, by the time we got there it had been in an accident and the animal was dead. We arranged for the body to be disposed of."

Police have no plans to erect "Danger - Kangaroos Crossing" signs on the M1.


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