The Somerset Gimp (Gimp Suit Man)

[Yithian]

"He was also told he must not crawl, wriggle or writhe on the ground wearing a full-body covering or mask."

That leaves a fair bit of wriggle room (sorry) about what he can do!

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jul/18/joshua-hunt-face-trial-gimp-suit-offences-somerset

I assure you, Your Honour, I was strictly gyrating with perhaps a dash of oscillation.

 

[Stpauli9]

https://inews.co.uk/news/somerset-gimp-banned-crawling-wriggling-writhing-2731490

'You writhing, crawling gimp!'
'And here we see the rare, black Somerset Writhing Gimp in his natural habitat, by the side of the road looking exactly like his name entails'.
I hope this man doesn't get blind drunk and falls over, because someone might perceive it to be writhing.

 

[escargot]

The video kindly provided above clearly shows Hunt dry-humping the ground. He only gets up because he's, well, got off.
Afterwards he keeps touching his crotch area. Looks like a natural urge for re-arrangement to me. It's all clearly sexual.

If he's been behaving like in front of men I'm surprised he didn't get the living shite beaten out of him.

 

[AnonyJ]

Being (mostly) a resident from birth in the county of Somerset and having seen and heard a good share of bonkers-ness in my time, I am wondering if "Somerset man" is the UK equivalent of "Florida Man"?

Thoughts, please - but make sure to submit them whilst standing or seated and definitely not clad in full black latex or zentai suit - or the Yeovil superhero 'The Shadow' might pay you a visit to mete out immediate justice!

 

[Eyespy]

The Somerset Gimp was a cross word clue in this months Mendip times . This is a “local paper for local people “

 

[Paul_Exeter]

Looks like the infamous Somerset Gimp man has fled to Chile:

https://www.diarioelcentro.cl/2023/12/31/avistamiento-en-cerro-de-la-virgen/

 

[Stormkhan]

You can't fool me! That's a bigfoot dressed up in a human suit!