... I don't know - reading the 'tape transcript' again, there seem to be some elements which if taken even semi-seriously rule out men in golf carts, but what else have we got to work with here? I like the sound of several of several of the theories put forward by Young's contributors - how about a "Noddy tulpa"?
Do any of Young's contributors suggest the children may have seen animals - especially birds?
I'm starting to wonder why I haven't seen any suggestions of animal involvement.
I'm particularly struck by the taped testimony of the third witness (AP), who repeatedly alluded to the "gnomes" being on both the ground and up in the trees.
AP's only mention of a light was a light up in the trees that "came out" when the "gnomes" emerged from holes or gaps up in the trees. The second witness (PO) said the cars had "funny" lights that were activated. The first witness (AE) said the cars had lights, but they were not illuminated.
The cars are alleged to have been capable of somehow jumping or hopping over obstacles (a log) and leaving no tracks.
The speed estimates given for the little cars are ludicrous - especially the "120" claim.
I have a very hard time believing the individual children each managed to precisely count the intermittently-visible and quickly-moving beings so as to unanimously claim there were sixty total seen as thirty pairs.
It's unclear how the kids could reliably describe the gnomes' garb if the gnomes were whizzing around in the little cars.
The descriptions of the cars' color(s) don't match. Yellow was attributed to the gnomes' lower bodies, but the descriptions vary between yellow pants and yellow patches on other-colored pants.
In response to the interviewer's questioning how one could make out the gnomes' garb's colors, one witness just says they were simply visible in the reduced light conditions.
All we can reliably say is that the head / "face" area was light-colored, the bottom portion was light-colored or included light-colored patches, and the rest was medium or dark colored.
The beard colors don't match.
The pictures drawn by Angela and Patrick (in the news article) show a notably long tapered beard or goatee that comes to a point. It reminds me of a bird's beak or bill.
The gnomes made a lot of sounds described as laughing, but never said anything intelligible. Animal chatter? ...
The taped interviews vary as to when - or even whether - the gnomes actively chased the kids.
The only reference to wheels consists of their inclusion in Angela's sketch of a gnome in a little car or cart.
It seems to me there's not enough consistent descriptive detail indicating gnomes and cars, but enough peripheral consistency to support an encounter with a group of one or more types of animals.