There are some great examples in the comments.
https://9gag.com/gag/ad5Yoed
The best one is:
used to have work shoes with steel capped toes. I used those work shoes to stop the loaded pallet jack instantly. The one summer I was brilliant enough to wear sandals...
Also nice:
once i was in an industry and used one of these as a kickboard. the floor was inclined and it started getting faster and faster. at the end i had to jump off and the floor was wet. long story short: i slipped and fell on my knees it hurt like hell but fortunately noone saw me
https://9gag.com/gag/ad5Yoed
The best one is:
used to have work shoes with steel capped toes. I used those work shoes to stop the loaded pallet jack instantly. The one summer I was brilliant enough to wear sandals...
Also nice:
once i was in an industry and used one of these as a kickboard. the floor was inclined and it started getting faster and faster. at the end i had to jump off and the floor was wet. long story short: i slipped and fell on my knees it hurt like hell but fortunately noone saw me