Great Acts Of Stupidity

[uair01]

From Twitter:

Ommadawn @Ommadawn
I can remember being on duty when we dealt with some in custody for an assault, and his self defence excuse was that he’d wanked on a cd, let it dry, scraped it into a powder and took it out on a night out. As he was about to SNIFF IT a friend blew it away, so he clocked him.

aprotim | অপ্রতিম | அப்ரதிம் | अप्रतिम
The detail of "on a CD" is really weirdly specific.

Ommadawn @Ommadawn
The whole thing was weird, full stop! He was convinced it made him high, from previous successful sniffs, but I’ve refrained from trying it myself to know whether there is any merit to it.

 

[JamesWhitehead]

Inhaling powdered semen for a high on a night out is one I never heard before.

More common, if a bit forlorn, is the hope that male secretions dabbed behind the ears will render women helpless to resist!

 

[Swifty]

Inhaling powdered semen for a high on a night out is one I never heard before.

Seriously? .. me neither but lets give it a go .. what have we got to lose? ..

 

[JamesWhitehead]

what have we got to lose?

I'm saving my white tadpoles for a worthier cause.

I'm forgetful these days but I doubt if it was on Blue Peter . . .

 

[cycleboy2]

I'm saving my white tadpoles for a worthier cause.

I'm forgetful these days but I doubt if it was on Blue Peter . . .

That would have been a very Blue Peter.

I thank you and goodnight!!

 

[Swifty]

That would have been a very Blue Peter.

I thank you and goodnight!!

You're going nowhere yet cycleboy2!. uiar01 is right now cutting lines of powdered semen. If I'm doing this? .. you're doing this ....

 

[escargot]

You're going nowhere yet cycleboy2!. uiar01 is right now cutting lines of powdered semen. If I'm doing this? .. you're doing this ....

Would you gents require a virgin's pert buttocks to sniff it from?


Because I was just thinking, I can't help you there.

 

[escargot]

A Boy Rubbed 1 Tube Pain Relief Cream Between His Legs. This Is What Happened To His Brain.

Brain?

 

[Swifty]

Would you gents require a virgin's pert buttocks to sniff it from?


Because I was just thinking, I can't help you there.

Thanks. I would choose your defiled buttocks but apparently we've all got to have a wank on a compact disk, wait for it to dry up and then snort it up from that instead. I've got a Genesis disc somewhere that I never wanted to listen to anyway.

 

[Trevp666]

It was this CD wasn't it?

 

[Swifty]

It was this CD wasn't it?
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Keep this to yourself though yeah? ..

 

[Trevp666]

I'm not sure what you get up to 'behind closed doors' Swifty, but I'm not sure I want to find out.

 

[Swifty]

I'm not sure what you get up to 'behind closed doors' Swifty, but I'm not sure I want to find out.

Don't worry mate .. not yet but if I had a gun to my head? ...

 

[CarlosTheDJ]

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Keep this to yourself though yeah? ..

I've got this on vinyl - but you might clog up the grooves.

 

[Swifty]

I've got this on vinyl - but you might clog up the grooves.

Do you scratch DJ with it?. I would.

 

[Analogue Boy]

You’re all a bunch of fucking perverts.

 

[escargot]

You’re all a bunch of fucking perverts.

Theres no point in being any other sort.

 

[Dinobot]

You’re all a bunch of fucking perverts.

You've only just noticed?

 

[Mythopoeika]

Theres no point in being any other sort.

[Holds up hand] I'm a non-fucking pervert. Does that count?

 

[escargot]

[Holds up hand] I'm a non-fucking pervert. Does that count?

Absolutely not.

 

[Swifty]

[Holds up hand] I'm a non-fucking pervert. Does that count?

Me and Skargs will train you up. Not at the same time though.

 

[Spudrick68]

What is the first rule of CD club...

 

[Mythopoeika]

What is the first rule of CD club...

Buy a good CD player.

 

[IbisNibs]

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This album cover is even more bizarre than the topic of conversation it showed up in. I think by itself it could go in the "Curious Phobias & Irrational Fears" thread.

 

[Dinobot]

You’re all a bunch of fucking perverts.

Theres no point in being any other sort.

You've only just noticed?

[Holds up hand] I'm a non-fucking pervert. Does that count?

Absolutely not.

Me and Skargs will train you up. Not at the same time though.

Not according to the Fortean Forum Fan Fiction I've been writing just found abandoned on a bus in Cromer. It was so steamy, the bus spontaneously combusted...

 

[Cochise]

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Keep this to yourself though yeah? ..

I note that Father Abraham is on Decca. I bet they are SO glad they got him instead of the Beatles.

 

[RaM]

This ended in a fine and a bollocking more for being mouthy than
anything else I suspect but could easy have ended in a Darwin award.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-61038055

 

[escargot]

This ended in a fine and a bollocking more for being mouthy than
anything else I suspect but could easy have ended in a Darwin award.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-61038055

Wassat about then?

 

[RaM]

Wish I knew

 

[CarlosTheDJ]

It does contain this absolute banger though.