Having A Small Penis And Driving A Sports Car May Be Linked After All

[skinny]

I’m a hoon driver with a sports car. My dicky is normal size sometimes, larger when aroused and diminutive in the cold. But it works.

I’m not using it much these days if anybody wants to borrow it.

 

[Swifty]

I’m a hoon driver with a sports car. My dicky is normal size sometimes, larger when aroused and diminutive in the cold. But it works.

I’m not using it much these days if anybody wants to borrow it.

Yep, mine varies with the seasons as well skinny .. although I've been told yours is like a baby's arm holding an orange?.

 

[skinny]

Apple

 

[skinny]

It isn’t. It’s a bit of skin wee goes out of. Very mundane.

 

[skinny]

Shall we start a thread about doodles and guns? About as relevant eh.

 

[CharmerKamelion]

Yep, mine varies with the seasons as well skinny .. although I've been told yours is like a baby's arm holding an orange?.

Mine is exactly a foot long but I don't use it as a rule.

 

[Swifty]

Mine is exactly a foot long but I don't use it as a rule.

Mine's so small in fact that BMW and Audi had to design a bespoke car just for me. Without indicators obviously. And it only plays Rod Stewart.

 

[Cochise]

Apparently when you get old the out and out sports car (I've had an MGB and a Pontiac Firebird) gets replaced with a more staid looking convertible. But then, I've rode motorbikes as well.

I'm assured size doesn't matter, it's what you do that counts (misquoting Batman Begins).

 

[catseye]

Explains why all women drive Ferraris. Oh, wait...

 

[Frideswide]

Heh,heh- I also have a large, fast, motorbike- Honda CBR1100 XX Blackbird... I also have an appendage...(thinks)
Hey ...I’m Penicus!!

No I'm Penicus! well, I have a big powerful bike!

 

[CharmerKamelion]

No I'm Penicus! well, I have a big powerful bike!

I am sure we're going to find that most men THINK they are Penicus. Unlike me, because I actually AM Penicus.

 

[Endlessly Amazed]

I have no penis and no sports car. The correlation is 100%! I love science at its best.

 

[Swifty]

I am sure we're going to find that most men THINK they are Penicus. Unlike me, because I actually AM Penicus.

No. I AM Penicus!.

 

[Swifty]

Who's Penicus?.

 

[CharmerKamelion]

Who's Penicus?.

Errr...... me.

 

[Swifty]

Errr...... me.

Fair enough then. Nice one!.

 

[kesavaross]

Who's Penicus?.

Kirk Douglas.

 

[Swifty]

Kirk Douglas.

No, he's that other one. Its Charmer Kamelion, he's Penicus. Kirk Douglas was that alcy with the beard in The Thing. The one with the tiny car.

 

[merricat]

I'm a lady.
I drive a stationary bike.

 

[Ascalon]

I'm a lady.
I drive a stationary bike.

See, you're a rebel in so many ways.
Do you have a newsletter to which one might subscribe?

 

[merricat]

See, you're a rebel in so many ways.
Do you have a newsletter to which one might subscribe?

Indeed I do, yes! Find me at gettingnowherefast@ladymail.com