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But I've had a vasectomy. Am I still invited?
Don't tell anybody.
You'll have the ladies at it for months before they get suspicious.
But I've had a vasectomy. Am I still invited?
You can be our cameramanBut I've had a vasectomy. Am I still invited?
But does the cameraman partake?You can be our cameraman
You can be our cameraman
Depends which job you mean...I prefer Yithian's suggestion, however I can hold a camera on the job. Too much information?
But I've had a vasectomy. Am I still invited?
You're a cunny funt.Fortean Times? .. sorry .. I mis read that as Radio Times ..
My parents plane crashed over a jungle in the Himalayas. It was one of those 1930's one's like in Indiana Jones and Tarzan when I was a new born baby. I was found by some monks who raised me and trained me in the ways of Fort-Fu and dick/ fart jokes. They returned me to Western civilisation armed with this knowledge, a well thumbed copy of issue 12, a bottle of Tizer and my name written on a scrap of parchment.
Fortean Times? .. sorry .. I mis read that as Radio Times ..
My parents plane crashed over a jungle in the Himalayas. It was one of those 1930's one's like in Indiana Jones and Tarzan when I was a new born baby. I was found by some monks who raised me and trained me in the ways of Fort-Fu and dick/ fart jokes. They returned me to Western civilisation armed with this knowledge, a well thumbed copy of issue 12, a bottle of Tizer and my name written on a scrap of parchment.
The tyranny of the blank.... er, page.But I've had a vasectomy. Am I still invited?
Through an eccentric uncle. As it should be.
It’s a tradition that W H Smith never put the FT on the same part of the shelf twice. They are so confused by it, you could see the next issue in the caravanning section.
Yep, I noticed that too! Usually at my local WH it'd be stuck in with the comics.It’s a tradition that W H Smith never put the FT on the same part of the shelf twice. They are so confused by it, you could see the next issue in the caravanning section.
Hahaha - this is very true. Every month when it comes to Fortean Times day it becomes a bit of a game to find where they've decided to put it this month. It's usually with the comics or music magazines - occasionally with the science section - sometimes with those baffling large array of true crime magazines that only W.H.Smiths seem to stock. The oddest place I've seen it - and this happened for a good month or two - was with the TV listings magazines.It’s a tradition that W H Smith never put the FT on the same part of the shelf twice. They are so confused by it, you could see the next issue in the caravanning section.
I think Bizarre magazine was also John Brown Publishing at the same time. I remember Fortean Times once describing it accurately as our delinquent little Sister.The first edition of FT I ever purchased was FT63 after seeing it advertised in Viz. Back in those days (early 90s) both titles were with John Brown Publishing, if memory serves. Oddly I had been aware of Fort and his works for well over ten years by that point, having found a copy of New Lands in the bargain bin in my local Woolworths, and borrowed Book of the Damned from my local library, but had never clocked the existence of the magazine. I have not missed a copy since!