Check out the webcam sites. You'll find 'em! :hmph:Snowman X said:I haven't had much success with ladies in the corporeal world for some time now, so I'm thinking of aiming towards the ethereal.
Or is this a bit risky?
Blimey! What a palaver!lizard23 said:Perhaps this will help...
rynner said:Blimey! What a palaver!
Perhaps the approach used by a Geordie acquaintance of mine (some years ago) is simpler: he just asked the girls
"Do you f**k on first dates?"
If the answer was 'No' he just moved on to the next one!
He reckoned it saved a lot of time!
lizard23 said:
Ahhh so you've been to the Isle of Wight then have you B W ?As always, I recommend the local branch of your Chicago Rock cafe on Friday evenings, the place is full of them!!!!!
Scott Bainbridge said:Ahhh so you've been to the Isle of Wight then have you B W ?
:eek!!!!:
See! Far more disturbing than anything on that 'Strange' BBC programme!James Whitehead said:I was waiting in the wet all night for a Succubus and would one come?
Nah! Then on the horizon I spotted a swarm of the buggers. Isn't that
always the way! Anyway not one of them was going the way I wanted to
go so I ended up flagging down this Incubus. "I'm all full up, mate" he says.
"That suits me fine", I says and we set off all monastic with me lying on
me belly chewing the back seat.
So that's why I'm late for work, Headmaster.
ZPumpkinEscobar said:First of all, I would suggest you give up wanking for a while!
You are Barry Cryer and I claim my £5.Big_Al said:Surely you just wait at the succubus stop?
I remember this phrase asbeakboo said:You are Barry Cryer and I claim my £5.
Bassett, Ronald
"Lobby" Ludd's War -- Three otherwise independent novels that all contain the character Signalman "Lobby" Ludd. All have an extensive glossary of lower-deck terminology.
The Tinfish Run, 1977 (Set in 1942, immediately after the ill-fated PQ17 convoy. An ancient British destroyer hunts subs, fights German aircraft in the Arctic. Bassett served in the Arctic aboard a British cruiser. He has made a serious attempt at to have the characters speak in the vernacular of the Royal Navy of the day and to this end includes a thirteen page glossary of (Royal) Navy lower-deck terminology and technical terms. There is also a two page synopsis of the events of the PQ17 convoy.)
The Pierhead Jump 1978, (The American transport SUSQUEHANNA, bound from Oran to the USA with a cargo of Afrika Korps POWs, get sunk by a German U-boat -- which then offers a truce so that survivors can be rescued. Loosely based on the sinking of the LACONIA.)
The Neptune Landing 1979, (LCF49 -- Landing Craft, Flak -- goes to war against Germany in late 1943 through 1944, taking part in the Overlord Invasion, and its aftermath.)
Blueswidow said:From my reading I would not advise it. These creatures are known to completely drain a man and make him crazed...
JerryB said:Monks were warned against sleeping on their stomachs, as it was thought to encourage the activities of succubi. Give that a go
Not to mention the extra wear and tear on their palliasses!Breezilla said:That seems like it would be more encouraging to incubi, really...
AndroMan said:Not to mention the extra wear and tear on their palliasses!