How To Really Scare Yourself

[plastic wiganer]

Any recommendations ?

Sorry cant help you with that one - not been up there for a few years now lol

 

[INT21]

Coal,

..Interesting use of the word "friendly". ..

Cum cum now, were all friends here.

INT21

 

[Coal]

Coal,

..Interesting use of the word "friendly". ..

Cum cum now, were all friends here.

INT21

That's easy for you to spray.

 

[INT21]

You really need to get a grip of yourself, Coal.

Oh, I see you already have.

INT21.

 

[Coal]

You really need to get a grip of yourself, Coal.

Oh, I see you already have.

INT21.

I can see where you're coming from.

 

[INT21]

Well, they say an appreciative crowd is half the battle to a top 'sportsman'.

 

[pandacracker]

One night, many years ago, I got into bed wth newly changed sheets after a shower (bliss!)

As I lay, on my side, waiting to drift off I heard it, very near my head... scratch... scratch, scratch... scratch.

I froze... listened... nothing. My imagination obviously so I relaxed and tried to sleep.

Immediately the scratching started again! Scratch, scratch... scratch, scratch.

This time I sat up, it sounded so close. I held my breath... silence. Was "it" watching me?

I was spooked, It wasn't my imagination, I heard something right near my head that seemed to wait for me to be sleeping... and then do what!?

I decided to lay back and pretend to be asleep and then I'll see what happens.

Scratch, scratch, scratch...

That's when I realised the "entity" was my eyelashes rubbing against the freshly laundered pillow case.

 

[Ogdred Weary]

You must have very robust eyelashes.

 

[pandacracker]

You must have very robust eyelashes.

Why, thank you, kind sir/dear lady :shy:

(sorry, I've just seen the film "The Favourite" and I've come over all sapphic!)

 

[ramonmercado]

Why, thank you, kind sir/dear lady :shy:

(sorry, I've just seen the film "The Favourite" and I've come over all sapphic!)

It's wickedly funny! Three great performances by the female stars.