Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 35 47.3%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 13 17.6%
  • No

    Votes: 8 10.8%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 18 24.3%

  • Total voters
    74

Swifty

doesn't negotiate with terriers
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Aww... that's so sweet... 'bless you'.

'Couple of years ago', you say...

Just wondering... simply noticed your watch didn't seem to correlate with that era...

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It's an old Casio that freaked some teenagers out, again, a couple of years ago because they'd never heard a digital watch alarm go off before. I have got some more 'grown up' watches but I prefer wearing this 80's one day to day.
 

INT21

Antediluvian
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Alien in court charged with attempted abduction.

Judge; 'Were you trying to lure these children into your saucer ?'

Alien; Certainly not. We have been watching your tv for years and it appears that children like sweets. So, to show we mean no harm I simply said 'Hello little girls, would you like some sweeties.
 
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