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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 42 47.7%
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    Votes: 14 15.9%
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    Votes: 11 12.5%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 21 23.9%

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Lord Lucan

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Insert appropriate nation as required. For this example, I shall use Ireland (forgive me fellow Irish Forteans).

Ireland's worst aviation disaster occurred Wednesday morning when a two seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery near Dublin.
So far 1847 bodies have been recovered with the toll expected to rise as digging continues though the night.
 

Verbal Earthworm

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Q: Why did Princess Diana cross the road ?
A: Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt
I have to say, the transition from Di to Diana was an overnight swap. People found it impossible to say "Di" as it sounded as though the entire nation had been willing it to happen all along.
 

INT21

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I was going to pass on a joke regarding the demise of vampires in 1980s San Francisco.

But on second thoughts; better not.
 

Swifty

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When I die I'm donating my body to science fiction.
"Ferris says ... that when he dies ... he's donating his eyes to Stevie Wonder!"

(some film that John Hughes wrote and directed)
 
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