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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 40 46.5%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 14 16.3%
  • No

    Votes: 11 12.8%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 21 24.4%

  • Total voters
    86

Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the bloke you're talking about... "
 

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At a job interview I was asked what my biggest weakness was. “My complete honesty”, I replied. “Oh, I don’t think being honest is a problem” replied the interviewer. “I don’t give a **** what you think” I replied.

I did not get the job.
 
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