Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 31 45.6%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 12 17.6%
  • No

    Votes: 7 10.3%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 18 26.5%

  • Total voters
    68

Verbal Earthworm

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Swifty

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Stifler's gay bar dance off .. brilliant. Just brilliant.

This reminds me of my old flatmate, he was always pulling stunts like this. One time he saw a girl who was one of our mates, did a comedy bend her over the bar and air bum her move and that's when we all realised she wasn't our mate but some random tourist's wife. Her husband was so shocked he didn't do anything.

 
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titch

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The Scotland manager today denied his team is in crisis after shock defeats to Narnia and the shire. He said the referee was at fault in all 4 goals Scotland conceded to the shire, all from corner kicks, MacLeish said his defence where not protected as the hobbits scored 4 goals from headers.
He then lambasted fifa for allowing Narnia to field ineligible players, stating Lucy, Peter, Edmond and Susan where actually from a cupboard, and that Aslan had pulled a fast one.

However ending the press conference on a positive note, Macleish said he was perhaps a bit confident of getting a decent result against Hogwarts , but the fans should bare in mind that Dumbledore has some wizards in midfield.
 
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