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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 35 47.3%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 13 17.6%
  • No

    Votes: 8 10.8%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 18 24.3%

  • Total voters
    74

RaM

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Blokes wife says "we are going shopping"
he hates shopping so sits outside the mall, he knows it will be a good 2 hours but what the hell,
about 10 minutes later a working girl walks passed and deciding to chance his arm, asks how much?
fiver for a hand job 15 for a blow job and 50 for full sex,
Ho cant afford that,
well what have you got
a fiver but only interesting in full sex,
well you wont get much for that and off she goes.
About 2 hours later the wife turns up and just as she is getting in the car the working girl walks passed,
She shouts across the road" I told you you would not get much for a fiver".
 
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