Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
- Jul 30, 2005
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I still have a Don Martin book somewhere...worshippers of the incomparable Don Martin may have a good chuckle here :
What if, despite best endeavours, you can't wee at all?... A simplified urine test that may be relevant for you!
If you leave your penis inside the bathroom: leprosy.
A simplified urine test that may be relevant for you!
Go outside and pee in the garden…..
If ants gather: Diabetes.
If you pee on your feet: Prostate.
If it smells like a barbecue: Cholesterol.
If, when you shake it, your wrist hurts: Osteoarthritis.
If you leave the bathroom with your penis outside your pants: Alzheimer.
If double in length, that's called being me.