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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 38 48.1%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 13 16.5%
  • No

    Votes: 8 10.1%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 20 25.3%

  • Total voters
    79

Tribble

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blessmycottonsocks

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A man comes home from work in a state of excitement and says to his wife "You'll never guess what I just saw on the bus - there was this woman with her tits out feeding her son!"
"Oh, is that all?" Replied the wife "it's a perfectly natural thing to do."
"But she was feeding him sandwiches..."
 

Swifty

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Weird Al Yankovic is a prophet.

But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and grey
The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda


In that case, this one again ..


and ..

 
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hunck

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You've probably heard this before but it's a masterclass in delivery & timing. From 1958. He sounds much older but was apparently only 33 at the time.
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Mythopoeika

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You've probably heard this before but it's a masterclass in delivery & timing. From 1958. He sounds much older but was apparently only 33 at the time.
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I had a book of his cartoons when I was a kid.
 

INT21

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Not a joke, but a funny happening.

Two contacts of mine were arguing about Bio fuels.

One was more or less bragging about the amount he made regularly. The other saying he only made his around Christmas as he avoided making it is the middle winter.

The first scoffed ' And when did Christmas NOT fall in the middle of winter' ?

Response, 'When I moved to Australia'.
 
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