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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 41 47.1%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 14 16.1%
  • No

    Votes: 11 12.6%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 21 24.1%

  • Total voters
    87

gordonrutter

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. Are you sure you two don't want a fight, I was going to start the betting ...
Naah .. it was just the beer talking. Gordon's my best mate he is
Hang on though if we fix the fight we can clean up on the betting as long as we don’t let on what we're doing...
 
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Bigphoot2

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A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up and says 'Five pints please'.

Later the same Roman is talking to one of his mates and is asked, "How many women have you had sex with?"
He replied, "Let me think, mmmmm."
His friend said, "Oh stop bragging."
 

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An American couple are travelling through Wales. On their way they see a sign for a place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and decide to head there for something to eat. As they look for some place suitable they debate the pronunciation of the town’s name.

Finding somewhere they both agree on, they sit down and look through the menu before the waitress arrives. “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?”

"Sure" the waitress replies.

“Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?”

She leans in and says, “Buurrrr gurrrrr Kinnnnggg.”
 
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