A man goes to the butchers, a dog walks in with a money bag around his neck. The butcher says "What do you want boy?" .. the dog taps twice on the glass screen for some pork chops, once on the glass for a steak and four times for some sausages. This goes on for a few days so the man follows the dog across the road and watches it ring a doorbell with its nose .. "Excuse me but I couldn't help noticing how clever your dog is." .. "Clever? .. this is the third time he's forgotten his keys this week!"
I don't think I'm ever going to be able to get over not being able to listen to Bob at work a couple of months back .. he managed to weird out the Mrs who had to deal with him so there's always that .. a modern legendary anecdote teller
EDIT.....something that is NOT a joke....which I've only just realised, looking at that depiction of the Earth....is that the 'Reset Button' is located (subjectively) near to Las Palmas and the infamous Unstable Volcanic Shelf Tsunami Epicentre at Cumbre Vieja in the Canary Islands. This tangential observation (all puns intended) makes me feel maybe I should delete this post, as possibly it's in unintentional prospective bad taste. But the 'rational me' considers the key counterbalancing factors: this is the Forteana Forum, and, the image (as created) will continue to exist elsewhere on the internet.