Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 38 48.1%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 13 16.5%
  • No

    Votes: 8 10.1%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 20 25.3%

  • Total voters
    79

Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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3 Mustelids sitting in a bar,
The barman asks "What are you guys drinking?"
The Mink says "I'll have a Black Russian, it goes with my coat colour."
The Badger says "As I'm black and white, its Guinness for me."

And what about the little fella at the end of the bar?.
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"POP!" goes the Weasel.
 

Swifty

doesn't negotiate with terriers
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Me and a 17 year old waiter do 'your mum' jokes just to make each other laugh .. I had to explain to the spooked out business owners that it wasn't going to end up with someone getting punched .. the kid's just sent me this:

Hello mate, did ur mum get home safely last night? As im a bit worried we had a bit if a mad one ...

I've just replied with:

I've just learned that Rick James wrote this about your mum ..

 
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