Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 39 47.0%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 13 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 10 12.0%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 21 25.3%

  • Total voters
    83

gordonrutter

There must be a set character limit to this opt...
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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Was at a conference this weekend and one of the presenters cracked this one and watched in amazement as several people in the audience raised their own hands thus showing they weren’t actually listening to a presenter they had paid good money to see...
 

Ogdred Weary

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Was at a conference this weekend and one of the presenters cracked this one and watched in amazement as several people in the audience raised their own hands thus showing they weren’t actually listening to a presenter they had paid good money to see...
Hah! How do yo know that that wasn't caused by a psychokenetic raising random audience member's hands?
 

kiln_wood

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A priest, a vicar and a rabbit go to give blood. The nurse says to the priest "What blood group are you?"
"Type A" he says.
The nurse says to the vicar "What blood group are you?"
"Type AB" he says.
The nurse says to the rabbit "What blood group are you?"
"Well," said the rabbit ...











"I think I'm a Type O".
 

Gene Hunt73

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Due to the Coronavirus I think the best option is to suspend this seasons Premier League and call it null & void.

I understand that this will mean Liverpool will not be winning the league for the first time in 30 years, but needs must. Peoples health must come first, just a thought.
Regards
A Man Utd fan.
 
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