Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 48 51.1%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 14 14.9%
  • No

    Votes: 11 11.7%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 21 22.3%

  • Total voters
    94

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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A man told his doctor he wasn't able to do all the things around the house like he used to.
When the examination was complete, he said "Now Doc, tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well in plain English," the doctor replied, "there's nothing physically wrong with you, it seems you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
 

Coypu

Um 121 The element of confusion.....298.17
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How long before the Iplayer and Sounds become subscription only, giving them a huge data mine and cash.. Too cynical ?
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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A friend of mine is giving away their racing geese.
So if you want one just go round there for a quick gander.
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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Two men are discussing their lives.
One says, "I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear."
The other one says, "I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."
 
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