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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 40 46.5%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 14 16.3%
  • No

    Votes: 11 12.8%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 21 24.4%

  • Total voters
    86

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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My wife was getting ready for a night out and standing in front of the mirror she said "I'm really beginning to look my age now, everything is looking saggy, I look overweight, these clothes are so tight now I look like a sausage about to burst! Honey....tell me something good about me!"
So I said "Well, your eyesight is damn near perfect!"
 

Yithian

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I was at a hospital and I walked into a surgeon’s office.

“May I help you?” He asked.

“I keep thinking that I’m a moth,” I replied.

“You probably want a Psychiatrist for that.”

“Yeah, I know.”

At this, he looked confused. “Then why are you here?”

“The light was on.”
 
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