Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 48 51.1%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 14 14.9%
  • No

    Votes: 11 11.7%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 21 22.3%

  • Total voters
    94

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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My wife was getting ready for a night out and standing in front of the mirror she said "I'm really beginning to look my age now, everything is looking saggy, I look overweight, these clothes are so tight now I look like a sausage about to burst! Honey....tell me something good about me!"
So I said "Well, your eyesight is damn near perfect!"
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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I was really interested in a programme on TV the other night about how ships hulls are held together by hammering small, red hot, pieces of metal into little holes.
It was riveting.
 

Yithian

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I was at a hospital and I walked into a surgeon’s office.

“May I help you?” He asked.

“I keep thinking that I’m a moth,” I replied.

“You probably want a Psychiatrist for that.”

“Yeah, I know.”

At this, he looked confused. “Then why are you here?”

“The light was on.”
 
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