Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 48 51.1%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 14 14.9%
  • No

    Votes: 11 11.7%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 21 22.3%

  • Total voters
    94

Swifty

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I copied this onto my facebook.
I have since received a message from facebook to say that it has been removed as it breaks their rules about spreading misinformation about covid-19.
I mean FFS.....if they can't tell the difference between serious and a joke then they need their heads examined.
Get a sense of humour facebook.
Sorry, in 'merican, get a sense of 'humor'.
knobs.
The bloke I stole it from is now on is 34'dn .. 34'dn facebook 'jail time ban' so don't take it personally.
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ya Ma'am. I'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"The woman replied, "Don't be flattered ...take the money and
buy yourself some boots that fit."
 

Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.

The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter".

The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery".

The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline".

The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea. How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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My car broke down the other day so I called the AA.
When the chap arrived he didn't fix the car but instead spent half an hour explaining the 12 steps to sobriety to me.
Something tells me I might have joined the wrong AA.
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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Ears existed long before the invention of pencils so how did evolution work so well to make ears the ideal place to keep pencils?
 
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