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Do you have a GSOH?

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michael59

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I replace all of them with "moron(s)". It fits the bill. :)
 

AlchoPwn

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I think we all need to take a moment to applaud the guy using the monicker "The Malleable Duck" who Rick-rolled Rick Astley: link
Admittedly some have said that it is a sign of the end times.
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I think we all need to take a moment to applaud the guy using the monicker "The Malleable Duck" who Rick-rolled Rick Astley: link
Admittedly some have said that it is a sign of the end times.
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Day before yesterday I attended a funeral online. Music chosen by the subject of the funeral in advance.

Yes, we were rick-rolled at a funeral! Typical of the bugger too!

Rest in peace mate, rest in peace.
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.
"What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied.
"I use those in my act.’
"Well, show me," the officer demanded.
So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
Another car passed by.
The driver did a double take, and said, "My God.
I've got to give up drinking!
Look at the test they're giving now."
 

Swifty

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Peter Kay sits down on his arse for charity ..

 

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It is The Comming of the Great Cat God!

And here is me with no kibble or catnip to sacrifice to His Felinenity...
 

Swifty

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You'll need a hot drink and some biscuits for this .. and Bob stayed at my workplace last year ..

 

blessmycottonsocks

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We English have always been happy to laugh at ourselves.

I quite like this one, that cropped up on Quora a couple of days ago.

Two Englishmen, two Irishmen, two Scotsmen and two Welshmen were shipwrecked on a remote island.
A year later, a ship came and rescued them. When being interviewed about what they had done to pass the time, the two Welshmen had started a choir, the two Scotsmen had started a distillery, the two Irishmen had started a fight, but the two Englishmen hadn't done anything - because they hadn't been introduced.
 
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