A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.
"What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied.
"I use those in my act.’
"Well, show me," the officer demanded.
So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
Another car passed by.
The driver did a double take, and said, "My God.
I've got to give up drinking!
Look at the test they're giving now."
I quite like this one, that cropped up on Quora a couple of days ago.
Two Englishmen, two Irishmen, two Scotsmen and two Welshmen were shipwrecked on a remote island.
A year later, a ship came and rescued them. When being interviewed about what they had done to pass the time, the two Welshmen had started a choir, the two Scotsmen had started a distillery, the two Irishmen had started a fight, but the two Englishmen hadn't done anything - because they hadn't been introduced.