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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 52 52.5%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 14 14.1%
  • No

    Votes: 12 12.1%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 21 21.2%

  • Total voters
    99

escargot

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The penis [fabric] is highly valued!
Heh, I'd like that fabric but only at a sensible price. I could afford it but I'm not being ripped off.
 

Mythopoeika

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Heh, I'd like that fabric but only at a sensible price. I could afford it but I'm not being ripped off.
Just use scissors. Ripping is not recommended.
 

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Ebay does nice mugs.

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escargot

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Just use scissors. Ripping is not recommended.
Yup, if I'm buying woven fabrics off the roll I always say 'Don't rip it!' because market traders do that and it's bad for the warp.
 

Coypu

Um 121 The element of confusion.....298.17
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Little b'stad kept me awake all night till I caught him... now he can listen to baby shark on repeat for the next week!! ;)

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F.F.S. I just sprayed coffee all over the keyboard.... best I've seen for ages...:bthumbup:
 

Naughty_Felid

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Relax. It was already dead .. and I couldn't find any Venga Boys ..
When I was young I'd go out hunting and wouldn't give a shit. Apart from rats, wasps, flies, and mice - stuff that would put me and mine at risk I can't bring myself to kill anything these days. I hate the idea of tormenting anything though.
 
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When I was young I'd go out hunting and wouldn't give a shit. Apart from rats, wasps, flies, and mice - stuff that would put me and mine at risk I can't bring to kill anything these days. I hate the idea of tormenting anything though.
Me too mate, don't worry lol .. if a fly is getting on my nerves, I just darken the room, open a door and switch all the lights on in the other room. Works every time.
 

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"Mommy, why is everyone wearing masks and staying away from us?"

"Because you're stinky, and everyone in the world knows it."
 
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