Disciple of Marduk
- Aug 24, 2001
- Reaction score
- HM The Tower of London
How about: An old lady goes round her Sister's and says "I've just been seduced by a hunky builder" .. you can keep the punchline then, no police station or rape mentioned. edit: or Doris boasts to her Sister that she's just pulled the hunk builder, the punchline still works but it's because she wasn't as alluring as she'd hoped so he might not even be a builder? ..
Why does the woman have to be old? And/or disappointingly unattractive?
A couple visit the fertility clinic. The wife says 'The problem is my husband's job. It's all he thinks about. When we're in bed he says 'I'm coming soon! I'm coming soon!' and he never finishes the job.'