Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 50 52.1%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • No

    Votes: 11 11.5%
  • What's a GSOH?

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Mythopoeika

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Interesting & informative as this post undoubtedly is, it doesn't shine much light on the joke.

My reading is - turtles competing with lesbians as to who can get entangled in the most plastic. This assumes that lesbians are particularly attracted by plastic. Can any of our lesbian correspondents confirm this?

It doesn't explain where the humour is though.
I guess it's an obscure reference to lesbians using dental dams for... well... you know...
 

Mythopoeika

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I'm embarrassed to say that I'm still not getting it at all :worry:
OK.
Lesbians practising safe sex use a plastic or rubber sheet called a 'dental dam' to *ahem* perform oral stimulation of their partner's genitalia.
They may run the risk of swallowing the dental dam.
Turtles can also often run the risk of swallowing plastic.
The picture was like a Venn diagram.
See?
 

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OK.
Lesbians practising safe sex use a plastic or rubber sheet called a 'dental dam' to *ahem* perform oral stimulation of their partner's genitalia.
They may run the risk of swallowing the dental dam.
Turtles can also often run the risk of swallowing plastic.
The picture was like a Venn diagram.
See?
Yup, I got it!! Finally!! :roll:

Thank you :)
 

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TBH, I didn't know either.

I always thought that jokes lose their "sting" if you have to explain them. This one didn't. Mythopoeika, great job explaining things considering your gender.

:rollingw:
 

Naughty_Felid

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OK.
Lesbians practising safe sex use a plastic or rubber sheet called a 'dental dam' to *ahem* perform oral stimulation of their partner's genitalia.
They may run the risk of swallowing the dental dam.
Turtles can also often run the risk of swallowing plastic.
The picture was like a Venn diagram.
See?
I'm not getting it. Can you act it out with sock puppets and post it on youtube please?
 

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OK.
Lesbians practising safe sex use a plastic or rubber sheet called a 'dental dam' to *ahem* perform oral stimulation of their partner's genitalia.
They may run the risk of swallowing the dental dam.
Turtles can also often run the risk of swallowing plastic.
The picture was like a Venn diagram.
See?
What about lesbian turtles?
 

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A heart broken young man runs off to join the Foreign Legion ..

As he's walking across the courtyard, he spots a camel in the far corner with a sign next to it reading 'FOR SEX USE CAMEL' ..

He thinks to himself he'll never be that desperate. After a few months, he's getting a bit frisky but still isn't tempted. After a few more months, he starts thinking about it and a few months later he can't hold back so he sneaks out in the night and starts humping the camel. The camel is making a load of noise which brings the other men out.

"Why are you fucking our camel?" one of them asks. "Well, the sign says for sex, use camel?"

"That's right. We use it to ride to the next town so we can visit the brothel."
 
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hunck

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OK.
Lesbians practising safe sex use a plastic or rubber sheet called a 'dental dam' to *ahem* perform oral stimulation of their partner's genitalia.
They may run the risk of swallowing the dental dam.
Turtles can also often run the risk of swallowing plastic.
The picture was like a Venn diagram.
See?
FINALLY.

Although - swallowing the plastic whilst indulging in naughtiness - how likely does that sound? Not very, I'd contend. In fact I'd put money on it never happening.

Ah well, we got there eventually.
 

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I heard lebians used clingfilm
Remember in Grease, where the boys sing Greased Lightning? At some point they wave cling film around. This is a reference to its use as a makeshift contraceptive at the time.
 

JamesWhitehead

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In Doctor Who, they used tin foil; Invasion of the Tampons is not one of the best-remembered series, admittedly.

Those six episodes are hard-to-find now. It so happens that I have just 2,000 copies, starring the mysterious Doctor and a pre-prolapsarian Thora Hird as one of the terrifying invaders! Order early for Christmas and get The Two Runnies for free! :twothumbs:
 
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