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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 52 52.5%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 14 14.1%
  • No

    Votes: 12 12.1%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 21 21.2%

  • Total voters
    99

Gene Hunt73

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To my knowledge there has been only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:

11. What the f*ck do you mean we're sinking? - Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. What the f*ck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. Where did all these f*cking Indians come from? - General Custer, 1877

8. Any f*cking idiot could understand that. - Albert Einstein, 1938

7. It does f*cking look like her! - Pablo Picasso, 1926

6. How the f*ck did you work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. You want WHAT on the f*cking ceiling? - Michelangelo, 1566

4. Scattered f*cking showers, my arse! - Noah, 4314 BC

3. Aw c'mon. Who the f*ck is going to find out? - Bill Clinton, 1999

2. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f*cking mad. - Saddam Hussein, 2003

1. I Must get that f*cking handrail fixed. - Robert Maxwell, 1991
 

uair01

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Was browsing for Alexa problem. Someone had this in his footer text:

My mind is still as sharp-as-a-tack. Trouble is , it is no longer the pointy end !

Sadly , my mind reading abilities have seriously diminished to the point I can barely read a mind 5 feet away and then only have a 10% rate with the women in my life and only 1% with my cat

I'm amazed at the number of people who expect a $20-$200 Alexa Device to operate like a device from the year 3000 !!
 

GingerTabby

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This is a lesson to me to remain sober whilst in the Troll's Head. If I get drunk and pass out someone will place a medical device of some sort over one of my eyes, shove a tube down my throat and then photograph the spectacle. The stuck-out tongue doesn't exactly convey an air of gravitas.

That reminds me -- I need to book an appointment with my optometrist.
 
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