Humour & Jokes

[Trevp666]

 

[Bigphoot2]

 

[Sgt Girth]

They knew exactly what they were doing!

 

[Bigphoot2]

 

[sherbetbizarre]

 

[Bad Bungle]

Favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip. So much conveyed in stick hands on snow hips.

 

[Trevp666]

Twat making a cheese sandwich calling it his 'Lunch Game'.

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...wich-calling-it-his-lunch-game-20210108204116

 

[Schrodinger's Zebra]

 

[Schrodinger's Zebra]

 

[Bigphoot2]

 

[Bigphoot2]

 

[Bigphoot2]

 

[sherbetbizarre]

 

[Gene Hunt73]

 

[Gene Hunt73]

God shave r noble qreen

 

[Lord Lucan]

 

[Trevp666]

 

[Trevp666]

Well, okay, if you insist.

 

[Schrodinger's Zebra]

Well, okay, if you insist.

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But what if there's only a normal telephone nearby rather than an extraordinaly one?

 

[escargot]

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Well, you did promise me a good night...

 

[WeeScottishLassie]

 

[WeeScottishLassie]

 

[Trevp666]

But what if there's only a normal telephone nearby rather than an extraordinaly one?

Oh, you mean an ordinaly phone....yeah use that instead.

 

[Trevp666]

When pubs reopen.....

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2928073703894512

 

[michael59]

 

[Trevp666]

One eye open?
I think I nearly had one eye poked out!

 

[Mythopoeika]

One eye open?
I think I nearly had one eye poked out!

Phwoar, she's outrageous!

 

[Sgt Girth]

You have to admire his fortitude in quite resolutely maintaining eye to eye contact......any lesser mortal would have cast his instrument aside and succumbed to some full on motor-boating.....I know that I would!

 

[Mythopoeika]

Robert Fripp. The luckiest man alive!

 

[Trevp666]

Milton Jones.