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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 54 50.9%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 15 14.2%
  • No

    Votes: 12 11.3%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 25 23.6%

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Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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Jim Davidson;

"I went naked sunbathing in Africa once, and this elephant came up to me and said "How do you eat with that?" "
 

Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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During the London Blitz, many of my great uncle's neighbours adopted a fatalistic approach, saying "It's all down to luck... if a bomb has your name on it, then there's nothing you can do about it!". Apparently, this did little to comfort Mr and Mrs Doodlebug, who lived at number 13.
 

JamesWhitehead

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This parrot hates that cage.
Pebble is regarded as a somewhat troubled bird, at the best of times. Her sweary outbursts are very entertaining; having seen a number of them, I do wonder if she really needs an owner who will provoke her rages deliberately, for Youtube? :oops:
 
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Trevp666

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Kondoru

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Pebble is regarded as a somewhat troubled bird, at the best of times. Her sweary outbursts are very entertaining; having seen a number of them, I do wonder if she really needs an owner who will provoke her rages deliberately, for Youtube?
I wold be enraged too, if I had a living room so poorly decorated.
 

Trevp666

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I don't think the parrot is aware of the meaning of the sweary outbursts - it's just a noise as far as the parrot is concerned.
Much like if I was taught some chinese words, and then later discovered that every time I asked for (eg) 'a pint of lager' I was in fact asking 'Do you have room for a caravan?'. I would have no way of knowing, other than the funny looks I get at the bar.
 

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I feel like the only human being who actually took a class where they told you how to verify and judge your news.

"Bloodmouth Carnist food" is a huge flag. It's all about labeling people you disagree with. "Rotting carcass" is another red flag. "Stomach is a graveyard" assumes far too much and is almost derogatory.

As much as I love this meme every time it comes up, it's dripping with the blood of the innocents (and by "dripping" I mean honey-mustard sauce, and by "innocents" I mean wonderful, wonderful chicken.) :D
 
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