Humour & Jokes

[Bigphoot2]

I've joined the local Autopsy Club, really looking forward to tonight, it's Open Mike Night.

 

[Trevp666]

This parrot hates that cage.

 

[WeeScottishLassie]

 

[WeeScottishLassie]

 

[WeeScottishLassie]

 

[WeeScottishLassie]

 

[Trevp666]

Jim Davidson;

"I went naked sunbathing in Africa once, and this elephant came up to me and said "How do you eat with that?" "

 

[Bigphoot2]

 

[Kondoru]

Yes.

or

"Your Grandmother invites you to brekfast"

 

[Bigphoot2]

 

[WeeScottishLassie]

 

[WeeScottishLassie]

 

[Bigphoot2]

 

[Bigphoot2]

During the London Blitz, many of my great uncle's neighbours adopted a fatalistic approach, saying "It's all down to luck... if a bomb has your name on it, then there's nothing you can do about it!". Apparently, this did little to comfort Mr and Mrs Doodlebug, who lived at number 13.

 

[kamalktk]

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What about non-parking monkeys?

 

[sherbetbizarre]

 

[JamesWhitehead]

This parrot hates that cage.

Pebble is regarded as a somewhat troubled bird, at the best of times. Her sweary outbursts are very entertaining; having seen a number of them, I do wonder if she really needs an owner who will provoke her rages deliberately, for Youtube?

 

[WeeScottishLassie]

 

[Bigphoot2]

 

[Trevp666]

DISNEY has warned viewers of Muppet Show episodes they contain ‘negative depictions of people or cultures’. But what should they really be warning us about?

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...-and-films-should-really-carry-20210223205614

 

[Trevp666]

Gary Larson - Farside

 

[Kondoru]

Pebble is regarded as a somewhat troubled bird, at the best of times. Her sweary outbursts are very entertaining; having seen a number of them, I do wonder if she really needs an owner who will provoke her rages deliberately, for Youtube?

I wold be enraged too, if I had a living room so poorly decorated.

 

[Trevp666]

I don't think the parrot is aware of the meaning of the sweary outbursts - it's just a noise as far as the parrot is concerned.
Much like if I was taught some chinese words, and then later discovered that every time I asked for (eg) 'a pint of lager' I was in fact asking 'Do you have room for a caravan?'. I would have no way of knowing, other than the funny looks I get at the bar.

 

[Souleater]

 

[Souleater]

 

[flannel]

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Look what just appeared on the BBC news!

 

[Souleater]

Look what just appeared on the BBC news!
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I was looking at that on one of the other threads here yesterday! weird

https://forums.forteana.org/index.p...a-sheep-that-is-not-shorn.60087/#post-2042530

 

[sherbetbizarre]

 

[WeeScottishLassie]

 

[MercuryCrest]

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I feel like the only human being who actually took a class where they told you how to verify and judge your news.

"Bloodmouth Carnist food" is a huge flag. It's all about labeling people you disagree with. "Rotting carcass" is another red flag. "Stomach is a graveyard" assumes far too much and is almost derogatory.

As much as I love this meme every time it comes up, it's dripping with the blood of the innocents (and by "dripping" I mean honey-mustard sauce, and by "innocents" I mean wonderful, wonderful chicken.)