I'm not a cat
- Jan 10, 2021
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Just going through some things in my tool lockers and saq this box of screws, im assuming they are not big sellers in Ireland
My favourite ever all time Viz top tip:(more Viz Top Tips)
REDUCE wear and tear on your work clothes by 20% by simply staying in bed on Mondays and not going to work.
CAR tyres painted white and wrapped together in dozens with a green tarpaulin sheet make ideal packets of Polo for short sighted giants.
ALWAYS keep tubes of haemorrhoid ointment and Deep Heat rub well separated in your bathroom cabinet.
STOP bread from drying out by keeping it in a bucket of water.
DISCOURAGE burglars by wearing a policeman's uniform and standing outside your house day and night.
A Johnny Cash reference ? .. "But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die." .. maybe?I once killed a man just to see the look on his face, but i got distracted and missed it.
(Cant remember who told this joke but it made me laugh, but my sense of humour is pretty f*cked up)