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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 56 50.5%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 16 14.4%
  • No

    Votes: 12 10.8%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 27 24.3%

  • Total voters
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Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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I was going to put this into the 'Census 2021' thread, but I think it fits better here.

Census to be redone after leaving out question on what you call a bread roll.
“....Perhaps the compilers were anxious to avoid another violent uprising over the order in which the options were listed, as happened in the muffin riots of 2011...."

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...-on-what-you-call-a-bread-roll-20210324206465
 

Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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Trevp666

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(Viz Top Tips)

SKATEBOARDERS. Next time you come to a set of steps with a handrail in the middle, pick up your skateboard in one hand, grasp the handrail with the other and carefully walk down the steps. This way it won't be quite as painful on your bollocks
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BUY onions instead of apples. They are just as crunchy and always much cheaper.
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ASTHMATICS. Avoid going on holiday to places where the scenery is described as 'breathtaking'.
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GAMBLERS. For a new gambling opportunity try sending a £50 note to yourself, inside a birthday card, by Royal Mail.
 

Trevp666

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(more Viz Top Tips)

REDUCE wear and tear on your work clothes by 20% by simply staying in bed on Mondays and not going to work.
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CAR tyres painted white and wrapped together in dozens with a green tarpaulin sheet make ideal packets of Polo for short sighted giants.
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ALWAYS keep tubes of haemorrhoid ointment and Deep Heat rub well separated in your bathroom cabinet.
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STOP bread from drying out by keeping it in a bucket of water.
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DISCOURAGE burglars by wearing a policeman's uniform and standing outside your house day and night.
 
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