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- Sep 15, 2013
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My favourite ever all time Viz top tip:(more Viz Top Tips)
REDUCE wear and tear on your work clothes by 20% by simply staying in bed on Mondays and not going to work.
CAR tyres painted white and wrapped together in dozens with a green tarpaulin sheet make ideal packets of Polo for short sighted giants.
ALWAYS keep tubes of haemorrhoid ointment and Deep Heat rub well separated in your bathroom cabinet.
STOP bread from drying out by keeping it in a bucket of water.
DISCOURAGE burglars by wearing a policeman's uniform and standing outside your house day and night.
Convince your neighbours you aren't home by switching all of your lights off and scurrying about on all fours.