Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 56 50.5%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 16 14.4%
  • No

    Votes: 12 10.8%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 27 24.3%

  • Total voters
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Tigerhawk

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I do but it brings no boys to the yard .. I'm all about the pink instead ..
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feinman

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Ask the cows .. I just make sandwiches instead bruv.
I've eaten my share of the veggie with chicken, bacon and pepperoncini added in the past -it was very good. I used to work at a sandwich shop in Eugene and at lunch we would make incredibly good pastrami sandwiches. Worked at a pizza shop for a few years and we used to make large staff calzones in the oven that were delicious. I miss the cornmeal burns from the three-tier ovens in a room with no air conditioning. Top notch wrist burns! Fun.
 

brownmane

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Having clicked on just one of their sketches, a while back, I soon found Youtube suggesting more, as it does, reminding me of them.

In the UK, this Canadian troupe came on at an hour, when they hoped no one was watching. Which is how they got away with it.

They were amazing. It was full-on gross-out stuff at times but not without pathos - witness the Chicken Lady!

So, you're a Chicken-Lady! :oops:
Kids in the Hall. One of my all time favourite tv shows. Having lived in Toronto for 6 years just before it started, I did manage to get some of the “in” jokes. One of the funny random characters in it was the guy walking down the street offering to sharpen knives. IIRC in one skit he comes to a house with blood spattered across the front window and the occupant comes out for his knives to be sharpened. The amusing thing was that the knife sharpener guy was a real person in Toronto who did just that.

Chicken lady was hilarious and very disturbing at the same time. I loved cabbage head guy and the flying pig.
 

Nosmo King

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Kids in the Hall. One of my all time favourite tv shows. Having lived in Toronto for 6 years just before it started, I did manage to get some of the “in” jokes. One of the funny random characters in it was the guy walking down the street offering to sharpen knives. IIRC in one skit he comes to a house with blood spattered across the front window and the occupant comes out for his knives to be sharpened. The amusing thing was that the knife sharpener guy was a real person in Toronto who did just that.

Chicken lady was hilarious and very disturbing at the same time. I loved cabbage head guy and the flying pig.
I liked the french/canadian trappers canoing through the city trapping people.

 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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Another visit to the old jokes home....

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."
She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
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A woman goes to the doctor and says ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm!’
And the doctor says ‘What are you taking for it?’
And the woman replies ‘Pepper!’
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I would tell you what I've got at the back of my magical wardrobe but it's Narnia business.
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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This morning I have managed to put my clocks forward.
To June 21st.
Now if everyone else can do that......................
 

Trevp666

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Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?
A: 12 pirates.
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I helped a poor old lady who had fallen over in the park, all alone, yesterday.
I say poor....she had £50 in her purse!
 
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