Disciple of Marduk
- Aug 24, 2001
- Reaction score
- HM The Tower of London
My high-functioning alcoholic father took the extended family on canal holidays, surreptitiously swigging whisky all day.
Early hours of one morning he woke up, plastered as usual, and decided the boat was moored the wrong way round.
He got up, tried turning it round on his own and rammed it diagonally across t'cut. Devil of a job to free it!